100+ Hilarious Steven Wright Quotes and Jokes

Steven Wright quotes are hilarious. Wright is an American comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He’s best known for his slow, deadpan comedy. A year later, he began doing stand-up comedy at the Boston Comedy Club, The Comedy Connection. Wright is a well-loved comedian, named onComedy Centralslist of the 100 greatest comics. Steven Wright Quotes and One-Liners 7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Steven Wright...

September 23, 2020 · 9 min · 1774 words · John Gregory

Here’s What Each Zodiac Sign Can Expect From 2020’s Mercury In Scorpio

Taurus: Here you reflect on the importance of partnerships in your life. This transit will have us on our toes, since it will almost be a two-month transit. The dreaded Mercury retrograde will begin on October 13th, so this October will be one for the books. Photo bykevin lamintoonUnsplash In Scorpio, Mercury is the detective who wants to get to the bottom of things right away. Because Scorpio is a Water Sign, we will be more in touch with our emotions during this transit....

September 23, 2020 · 3 min · 479 words · Susan Smith

These Zodiac Pairs Make The Absolute Best Friends

Taurus signs provide a bit of grounding presence when Scorpios become emotional. By Updated 4 years ago,June 20, 2021 The intellectual stimulation? The desire to always want to know more? @all_who_wander These two find a pretty instant connection without trying too hard. There is never a dull moment with these two, especially mentally. Gemini tends to be more social, which pulls Aquarius out of their shell a little. These two really bring out the best in each other....

September 23, 2020 · 2 min · 410 words · Michele Charles DDS

10 Subtle Signs You’re Actually Making Progress In Life

You are trying not to burn bridges anymore. By Updated 4 years ago,January 23, 2021 1. You only spend your money on things that matter. Photo byGhaly WedinlyonUnsplash Whoever says money is the root of all evil is probably right. But the sad reality is that money is important. It buys you what you need and want. In a way, having money gives you a sense of peace and security....

September 22, 2020 · 5 min · 868 words · Steven Stanley

30+ Chilling Joseph Stalin Quotes About War

The absolute best list of Joseph Stalin quotes that will leave you with chills. Quotes about war, strategy, and leadership. By Updated 4 years ago,January 19, 2021 Joseph Stalinquotes are chilling. He changed his name to Stalin later in lifeStalin meaning man of steel in Russian. As a young man, he got into a lot of trouble. When the secret police marked him as an outlaw, he went into hiding and continued his work....

September 22, 2020 · 3 min · 570 words · Ronald Weiss

33 Little Compliments Your Significant Other Definitely Deserves To Hear

You make my heart happy. By Updated 5 years ago,September 22, 2020 1. You make my heart happy. Photo byKate KozyrkaonUnsplash Your smile lights up my world. I appreciate all the work that you do. I appreciate how you go out of your way to show me that you care. When something terrible happens, youre the first person I want to lean on. When something extraordinary happens, youre the first person I want to tell....

September 21, 2020 · 2 min · 303 words · Christine Thompson

How To Have A Mostly Unsuccessful Love Life

Its actually pretty easy if you follow some of these steps. Even while youre looking for the next best thing, live in the past. (Anywhere but the present.) eberhard grossgasteiger Torture yourself with what might have been. When youre given a choice, almost always go with what is easiest. Refuse to take care of yourself but dont lower your standards when and after it starts to show. Expect others to do what you dont and wont....

September 21, 2020 · 2 min · 373 words · Jason Wallace

It’s Time To Let Your Guard Down

Heres the thing: it feels good to let the walls fall. Put your guard down? Would you feel afraid and misunderstood, or would you feel confident and brave? Photo byDaniel SpaseonUnsplash Would you feel fragile and delicate, or would you feel powerful and free? Would you feel cold without your armor or warm from the blanket of possibilities? For me, I spent years building a castle for and around myself....

September 21, 2020 · 2 min · 265 words · Anne Benson

The Best Horror To Binge This Weekend (9/18)

Two Netflix originals just dropped. Im hoping this series is full of creepyAmerican Horror Story: Asylumvibes. Best of Hulu: Dont Breathe This is an awesome horror movie for anyone who missed it. The Devil All The Time Its super suspenseful and dirty and scary. The mean ass man in this film will give you nightmares. Watch in the dark and pay attention, you will get sucked in to the feeling of dread....

September 18, 2020 · 1 min · 148 words · Suzanne Sims

8 Signs You’re A Compassionate Badass

You are a natural leader and are empathetic, kind, and compassionate towards yourself and others. Their demeanor says, I dont take any B.S from anyone. They may come off as tough, rebellious, or aggressive. Photo byLaura DewildeonUnsplash They are intimidating and ooze a charismatic charm while never having to oversell themselves to impress others. However, a badass doesnt necessarily have to be mean, arrogant, a bully, or a troublemaker. Besides, there is a more civilized class of badasses, unlike their savage counterparts....

September 17, 2020 · 3 min · 501 words · April Petty

Read This When They Won’t Forgive You

Accept the fact that their choice is out of your control. I know this isnt an easy position to be in, whether itisyour fault or not. If youre asking for forgiveness, I feel like youre coming from one of two places. Photo byVelizar IvanovonUnsplash At least, thats what Ive grown to learn from my own experience with forgiveness. Read this when they wont forgive you. Acknowledge whatever led to the situation at hand....

September 17, 2020 · 2 min · 268 words · Susan Riddle

Read This When You’re 28 And Starting Over

By Updated 4 years ago,January 18, 2021 I feel like I am 18 again. Wide-eyed and faced with too many big decisions. I do not get accepted into my first dream school. Photo byViktor ForgacsonUnsplash I get accepted into the third one and decide that this dream has to be the one for me. I feel like I am 18 again, entering into a world not meant for me. Walking through the doors of a building where I will always be inferior....

September 17, 2020 · 2 min · 386 words · Jamie Gonzales

Stages of Relationships: The 5 Stages of Relationships, Dating a Narcissist, and More

Narcissists move quickly to create unrealistic expectations. Once they feel like they have someone under their spell, they will change their behavior completely. By Updated 5 years ago,September 23, 2020 A good relationship requires more than true love. Chichi Onyekanne It also requires effort, patience, respect, and communication. Although each relationship is different in their own way, they tend to follow the same path. During the honeymoon period, a person will only see the good in their partner....

September 17, 2020 · 5 min · 977 words · Melissa Cooper