If You Use These 35 Horrible (But Hilarious) Pickup Lines, You’re Not Having Sex Tonight

Are you a pinata? Because I’d need a blindfold to smash that. 1.Did you see the mistake on Spotify? Artem Labunsky They didnt have you listed as the hot single. 2.Want to see my ventriloquist act? Sit on my knee and Ill make your lips move. 2.Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you. 3.Id break every chair in the world just to have you sit on my face....

April 8, 2020 · 3 min · 437 words · Heather Garza

In A Strong Relationship, Not Every Single Problem Should Turn Into A Fight

You are going to come to a compromise and fix the issue together because you are a team. You are in this thing together. They should still care about your opinion. NeONBRAND They are never going to have the chance to change their behavior. That is why your best option is to act straightforward from the start. Tell your person what is on your mind, even when the words are hard to say....

April 8, 2020 · 1 min · 152 words · Ralph Martin

I’m Over Waiting For An Apology

I was in a relationship and it didnt exactly work out. It happens all the time, right? But this relationship was different. Dave Goudreau It was a real turning point with respect to how I felt about myself and my life. I cant say that for every relationship Ive been in. We learn things but we dont always change things as a result. Red flags.I was completely out of my element and confused almost from day one....

April 8, 2020 · 3 min · 590 words · Sarah Clayton

The 30 Biggest Turn Offs In Serious, Long-Term Relationships

Refusal to admit they have done anything wrong. Constantly positioning as the victim. Deluding themselves by twisting reality so they never have to honestly look at themselves. Jonathan Borba 1.Always wanting you to be there for them but not returning the favor. 2.Refusal to admit they have done anything wrong. Constantly positioning as the victim. Deluding themselves by twisting reality so they never have to honestly look at themselves. 3.Putting the other person down when theyre interested in/excited about something....

April 8, 2020 · 2 min · 397 words · Joyce Jones

This Is What It’s Like Living With Trauma

“You’re okay. You’re healing.” Maybe one day I’ll think like that. Maddi Bazzocco Theres a part of me that feels lucky. Maybe because my experience wasnt as bad as others (though still traumatizing nonetheless). Maybe because I survived it. Or maybe because Im healing. Some days are easy and the world is open and golden and I feel lucky. But there are days when the world feels bleak. Ive always been a believer in love....

April 8, 2020 · 1 min · 198 words · Charles Williams

What Each Zodiac Sign Can Expect From Venus’s Retrograde In Gemini

What makes this transit special is that this planet will be going retrograde. The last time Venus was Retrograde was in 2018 in the sign of Scorpio. To those who were paired up at the time might have remembered the anxiety and tension surrounding us all. Artyom Kim Trust issues came to light and our own relationships were tested. The cracks in these relationships were magnified during the retrograde period....

April 8, 2020 · 4 min · 769 words · Tiffany Alexander

Why Each Zodiac Sign Has Trouble Getting Out Of Bed Lately

TAURUS: You have no plans, so there’s nothing pulling you out of bed in the morning. By Updated 4 years ago,July 8, 2021 Aries Youre mentally exhausted. You could sleep all day long. Ali Pazani Taurus You have no plans, so theres nothing pulling you out of bed in the morning. Gemini Youve become a night owl. Youre more awake and alert later in the evening. Cancer Youve been having trouble sleeping....

April 8, 2020 · 1 min · 206 words · Brian Bradford

You’ve Been Inside Me But We Still Aren’t Friends On Facebook

We havent defined the relationship and I dont know if we ever will. And maybe we never will be. Maybe we were never meant to be. Julia Kuzenkov Maybe it is only upon breaking up that I will have the courage to add you. I still dont quite understand what this relationship is. Are we friends with benefits? Is it going anywhere? You text me every morning,Good Morningwith a heart emoji next to it....

April 8, 2020 · 2 min · 228 words · Heather Medina

10 Things To Let Go Of When You’re Ready To Become A Better You

Let go of the expectation that you should probably have your life all figured out. By Updated 4 years ago,November 13, 2020 1. Let go of the expectation that you oughta have your life all figured out. Processed with VSCO with e8 preset Not even people in their 50s have everything figured out. You just keep growing and keep learning, but you cant put that unnecessary pressure and expectation upon yourself....

April 7, 2020 · 3 min · 454 words · Kelly Russell

50 I-Want-To-Die Moments Only Socially Awkward Humans Will Understand

But you still dont hear it and ask them to repeat again and they do. And you still dont know what they said. Do you ask them to repeat again (and maybe still not hear it)? Kinga Cichewicz Pretend you heard it and nod your head and hope its an appropriate response? Stab yourself in the eye with a pen to create a diversion and change the subject? 3.Ordering a food delivery and getting the same delivery person as you did last time....

April 7, 2020 · 3 min · 530 words · Cynthia Moore

Even When You’re Strong And Independent, Breakups Hurt Like Hell

Even if you are strong and independent, going through a breakup is going to suck. Its going to hurt like hell. Its going to turn you into a puddle of mascara. Toa Heftiba You have to remember, your pain isnt something you should be embarrassed about admitting. Your heartache doesnt make you weak. In fact, being open and honest about what you are going through takes a certain level of strength....

April 7, 2020 · 1 min · 207 words · Joseph Diaz

If You Tell Them It Hurts You, And They Do It Anyway, They’re Not Your Forever Person

Your forever person will want to better themselves to make it strengthen the relationship. By Updated 5 years ago,April 13, 2020 Your forever person will neverwantto hurt you. They will hate themselves whenever they realize theyre the cause of your tears. Renate Vanaga They will genuinely want to set things right. Your forever person willwantto better themselves for strengthen the relationship. They wont resist change. They wont stubbornly continue their unacceptable behavior....

April 7, 2020 · 2 min · 337 words · Sarah Cross

In This Time Of Darkness, Please Care More

Know that your actions create hope. The U.S. was regrettably six weeks late in bracing for this virus. Though we came into this battle unprepared, its not too late to alter the course of the virus. Thought.is We are still left with one primary weapon: social distancing, or self-isolating. But the very real problem is that people are not following the rules. People are not social distancing appropriately. Reminder: this is not social distancing....

April 7, 2020 · 4 min · 653 words · Alyssa Shelton