50 Short, Clean Jokes That Will Get A Laugh Every Time

What do you do if youre getting attacked by a flock of clowns? Go for the juggler. 1.How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Lidya Nada 2.You know the difference between in-laws and outlaws? 3.What lies on the bottom of the ocean twitching? 4.What do you do if youre getting attacked by a flock of clowns? Go for the juggler. 6.I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible....

August 26, 2019 · 3 min · 634 words · Amanda Santos

50 True Scary Stories That Will Give You Goosebumps

She locked them luckily, and gassed it to the nearest town. My friends boss bought an Audi A4 convertible, back when they were new and interesting. One of the talking points was the pop-up roll hoops that were hidden unless you rolled it. Jakayla Toney Approaching from behind the other driver asked if he was okay. My friends boss turned around to reply and dropped dead. My moms friend had a small house and lived alone....

August 26, 2019 · 15 min · 3004 words · Dennis Jones

If I’m Being Honest, I’m Glad We’re Over

You still think acting overly confident will distract people from seeing how insecure you really are. By Updated 4 years ago,April 30, 2021 If Im being honest, Im glad were over. Seeing you now after my feelings have changed made me realize that we would have never worked out. Pixabay Youre still in your bubble of appearances thinking that it defines who you are within. You still get validation by seeking temporary attention and chasing superficial things....

August 26, 2019 · 2 min · 280 words · Julia Morris

Maybe Loving You Isn’t Supposed To Be Easy

Why seek a love that is simple, easy, or perfect When we can have a love that is so much more? By Updated 6 years ago,September 2, 2019 I see photos of these perfect couples with their perfect loveA love they say is simple and easyAnd for so longI believed themAnd so I sought a perfect loverTo share a perfect loveBut I am not simple and I am not easyNor am I perfectAnd neither are you...

August 26, 2019 · 2 min · 334 words · Jennifer Douglas

Read This Before You Text Back The Boy Who Already Broke Your Heart

Before you text him back, decide whether you really want to reopen old wounds. Decide whether you really want to risk getting your heart broken by him again. Ask yourself whether youre going to regret admitting you miss him in the morning. Sophia Sinclair Before you text him back, remind yourself relationships arent everything and healing takes time. Just because youre feeling lonely right now, it doesnt mean you should run back into his arms....

August 26, 2019 · 2 min · 318 words · Mr. Clinton Henry

What September 2019 Has In Store For Each Zodiac

Is this going to be your month? Taurus September is going to be a relaxing time for you to recharge. Gemini September is going to force you to grow into a more mature, well-rounded soul. Katie Drazdauskaite Cancer September is going to bring positive change to your social life. Leo September is going to give you even more reasons to be thankful for your present. Virgo September is going to be filled with passion and romance....

August 26, 2019 · 1 min · 146 words · Jill Phelps

A Love Story Told Through Missed Connections

Its magical the way the heart yearns for what it doesnt know. The remaining walls near what resembles a stage in this hole-in-the-wall joint are smeared with black painting. I ask myself, why havent I seen you before? Jakub Dziubak There are approximately fifteen people attending this standup, and ten of those are the comedians. I give a shot to keep myself from staring back at you. For an entire hour, I ask myself one thousand questions that I know I wont ask you....

August 25, 2019 · 4 min · 669 words · Marie Walton

3 Things To Do If You’re Tired Of Being Single

Take a deep breath and analyze why you are tired of being single. These phases usually happen when you are young or fresh out of a breakup. But then there are the stages where you hate being single. Eye for Ebony This is not a fun stage. I know this because Ive been there. If youre currently struggling with your single status, here are three steps to help change your mindset....

August 23, 2019 · 3 min · 590 words · Daniel Torres

33 Hilarious ‘Man Walks Into A Bar’ Jokes That Will Have You Rolling

1.A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender whats with the meat? Moss Wanna give it a go? The man takes another look at the meat, then says, I think Ill pass. The steaks are too high. 2.A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was....

August 23, 2019 · 10 min · 2067 words · Elizabeth Cox

How To Prevent A Toxic Relationship From Ruining Your Life

It is essential that we spend time with people who love us. Who remind us about how wonderful we really are. By Updated 6 years ago,August 24, 2019 Are you in a toxic relationship? God & Man Are you struggling big time and recognizing that this relationship is ruining your life? Many of us who are in toxic relationships believe that we are not worthy and are full of self-hatred....

August 23, 2019 · 3 min · 517 words · Kerry Brown

20 Things To Do Now To Start Preparing For 2020

It’s amazing how many people do not go to the dentist. A yearly checkup and cleaning will keep you on track and give more life to your pearly whites. By Updated 6 years ago,August 23, 2019 1. Sophia Sinclair Make healthier choices Start a new exercise program or just go for a walk. Travel Fall is a great time to go on a vacation. Summer is almost over, so make the most of the warmer days before getting yourself ready for winter....

August 22, 2019 · 3 min · 535 words · Nicholas Webster

30 Cops Reveal The HILARIOUS Excuses Criminals Gave Them That Turned Out To Be True

See cars driving very slow and very odd in the middle of the night. Like at store parking lots, churches, closed parks. Think they might be casing or whatever its odd enough for a casual contact. Ryan Loughlin Fucking Pokemon Go every time. By Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024 These cops fromAsk Reddithave heard it all. 1.One of the funnier ones that I remember. We got a call for a kid (he was 18 and a gang member) brandishing a firearm....

August 22, 2019 · 9 min · 1905 words · Howard Gregory

6 Little Changes That Will Instantly Put You Back On The Right Path

Without action, nothing will happen. By Updated 6 years ago,August 31, 2019 1. Tell someone that you are committed to changing. Daria Shevtsova Us humans like to be held accountable. Its in our nature to be encouraged by others and to be led. Focus on building your confidence. Without action, nothing will happen. But without confidence,you wont likely even make it to action. Often when we feel we are out of control in life, odds are you have lost your confidence....

August 22, 2019 · 2 min · 341 words · Bryan Sullivan