Let’s not beat around the bourdeaux.
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Updated 6 years ago,February 25, 2019
Look.
Lets not beat around the bourdeaux.
Some people kick-box, some people play video games, I drink.
Its the undeniable best.
But heres the thing about drinking that no one, including myself, likes to admit.
It can be ridiculously hard on your skin, your body, and your appearance.
But lucky for you, Im not only a seasonsed drinker (truly!
Even if youre going to be hungover, your skin doesnt have to be.
Glossier
And with Super Bounce by your side, it will never feel like it.
When theres bar hopping to be done you rally and hippity hop on to the next bar!
Sorry but you have to actually wash your face to get off all that makeup.
Sephora
Which is why a balm, like Bye Bye Makeup by It, is so convenient.
It will pull off all your makeup but actually hydrate your skin.
Everyone who has heard of alcohol knows its dehydrating as hell.
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Even if you do the whole glass of water between each drink game.
Its still going to dehydrate you.
My lips are the first to go, the first to fall.
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No chapped lips here, fam!
Being a red wine drinker has consequences.
And those consequences are worse hangovers, higher alcohol contents, and stained teeth.
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The results show pretty quickly and extra bonus, shes cruelty free!
I dont know about you, but thats my ultimate life goal.
The smells of black pepper and patchouli are super invigorating, and the combo is meant for rule-breakers.
Sephora
Which someone who probably loves a shower beer definitely is.
Exfoliants are tricky, and truthfully Im not the biggest exfoliant girl.
But an exfoliant (which is on sale btw!!)
Lush
thats made with grape skin from Napa Valley?
Thats something I can get on board with.
(Like the memories of taking free whiskey from Hunter.)
Target
(And they are long lasting and come in great, wine-esque shades.
But lets be real, the tiny bottle is the selling point here.)
Generation G has a cult following for a reason.
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But the shade Jam is truly, my jam.
And I feel like fellow winos will get exactly what Im talking about.
Glossier
