Well, join the club!
If you are anything like me (are you?
Where you’re free to share some of your lesser-popular views on potentially powder keg-pop in topics.
Normal People
Not that the Honeymoon Period was perfect.
Here they are the 10 surefire ways to ruin a seemingly-unruinable relationship*.
*I may or may not have first-hand knowledge of these mistakes.
Visit her at her work dressed as a banana.
Wink suggestively and use excessive eye brow movement with all of her coworkers.
If she happens to wake up pretend you are a coat rack.
Those community theater acting classes were worth every penny.
Burn down her apartment.
Its also inadvisable to call her mom those things as well.
Run over her cat, repeatedly.
Unless she hates her cat and then pretend you are about to run it over and then stop.
There you have it!
