You may have been saying these Golden Girls quotes without even realizing.
So, lets reminisce…
Picture it: Sicily.
Whenever Sophia uttered these three words, we were in for quite the tale.
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Her anecdotes colorful, exaggerated, and humorous often contained a lesson beneath all the whimsy.
Shady Pines, Ma.
Hi, Its me Stan.
Dorothys ex-husband Stan frequently started his phone calls or in-person greetings with this phrase.
Eat dirt and die, trash.
Its the last-word insult that cant be one-upped.
And its oh so delicious.
Want to end an argument, and walk away with a brazen stride?
Try this Blanche line on for size.
Back in St. Olaf… Or, what about the invisibility cloak that only worked on mice?
Im not a slut.
Ive been very selective.
Blanches cheeky response when questioned about her sexual escapades, this line reveals her laissez-faire attitude toward boudoir adventures.
She was proud of the life she led.
However, in 2023, slut-shaming should just be shut down.
Go to sleep, sweetheart.
Aww poor Rose, she just sometimes doesnt connect the dots correctly, but thats why we love her.
After they are robbed, Dorothy notes that a crappy sliding lock and massive unemployment are to blame.
Its a classic line that is perfect for insulting someones dim-witted nature.
Im not one to blow my own vertubenflugen.
Roses St.Olaf-ied version of Im not one to blow my own horn is one of the characters funniest catchphrases.
Flirting is part of my heritage.
Blanche often referenced her Southern upbringing and the many qualities she possessed as a result of her childhood.
Flirting, she declared, is just in line with all that Southern hospitality everyones always talking about.
Its a perfect excuse it cant exactly be denied, nor can it totally be validated.
It works for Blanche.
It works for us.
Let the girl flirt.
She isnt hurting anyone.
Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.
This memorable interaction between Rose and Dorothy perfectly captures the dynamic between these two.
