You dont give people a chance.

She said you give up on people too easily, and thats why you were chronically single.

Your gripes, grievances, and pet peeves have been sorted and documented.

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Alexandros Binopoulos

Readers of your blogs know who have wronged you and how to get on your bad side.

You call people and things as you see them, never sugarcoating.

Youre a candid, open book when observing the world outside, and its not always a comfortable read.

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Alexandros Binopoulos

Things get even heavier on the inside.

Youre often the antihero of your own story, but who knew?

You rarely dwell on your darkness out loud.

The potential upshot of this letter to yourself?

By dropping the mask and finally baring warts and all, you’re free to start zapping them.

Maybe you also can inspire others to stand up to their own blemishes and banish them.

Fasten your seat belt.

This is going to be a bumpy write.

Some people are stuck in the past.

Your doom and gloom is that youre constantly lurking in the future.

Que sera sera is easier to sing than it is to embrace, but you dont even try.

No wonder you keep ending up in the ER thinking, Game almost over.

And that brings us to the next two…

2.

But when youve got doctors mocking you (shame on them!

), it might be time to pull it together.

Yes, death is everywhere.

Is that life worth living, or is it a life worth changing?

Your mind plays nasty tricks on your body and you keep falling for them.Panic disorder is no joke.

Is it a heart attack?

Is it a stroke?

Why do you feel like someone is reaching inside your chest and twisting?

Why are you suddenly sweating and shaking?

Youre too impatient.Where are you going, and why do you have to get there RIGHT NOW?

As Morrissey sang in the great Smiths song, stretch out and wait.

Everything always eventually falls into place for you.

When will you learn to just trust in fate and let the universe run its course?

Youre always racing against time.Work deadlines are real, but life ones arent.

Why are you constantly judging yourself against other people who are the same age as you?

Would you rather be living their lives?

The grass is never as green as it feels like on the other side.

Who knows what kind of a fortune the upkeep is costing them.

I know you might do this, but I know that you wont.

Its probably why you hate talking on the phone.

Youre a big boy now, and the cat still keeps getting your tongue.

Is that why you hate cats?

You have a difficult time processing criticism and compliments.Not everyone is going to like what you do.

Not everyone is going to like you.

Thats a fact of everyones life.

For a loner, you sure do care a lot about what other people think.

Whats up with that?

Why dont you believe the lovely things people say about you?

You dont give people a chance.Your mother was right.

She said you give up on people too easily, and thats why you were chronically single.

You didnt disagree, but you silently vowed to venture to change.

You havent tried hard enough.

Youre still bringing down the curtain well before the end of the act.

Your inner climate control is out of control.OK, this one you dont really have any control over.

Keep calm and chill the fuck out.

You may become a much better person for it, and you might even stop coming home drenched.