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It seems I may have lost an electron, I should really keep a better ion them.
No, but April May.
What did the French man say when someone asked him which video games he liked?
What does a drug dealer lace his shoes with?
Im not sure but Ive been tripping all day.
When a wife claimed moose were falling from the sky, what did her husband say in response?
When the grape was crushed, what did it say?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why cant the bicycle stand on its own?
Is there a reason why a nose cant be twelve inches long?
Yes, because then it would be a foot.
Is there a good way to get a squirrel to like you?
Sure, just act nuts!
Did you hear what the news reported on the circus fire?
Yeah, they said it was in tents (intense).
Whats the worst quality about a Russian doll?
Theyre completely full of themselves.
Why would a can crusher quit his job?
It was soda pressing.
An octopus starts to laugh after how many tickles?
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
Do you know the best way to view a fly-fishing tournament?
Yeah, live stream.
Astronauts apparently love computers.
Do you know what their favorite part is?
What makes a cold such a bad robber?
Theyre too easy to catch.
What did the drummer name his twins?
Anna one, Anna two.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
A pepper thats jalapeno business!
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke him on.
How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Why are gates put up around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get there!
Which kinds of shoes do ninjas run in?
Whats a bear called when it has no teeth?
What did the fish exclaim when it swam into a wall?
Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?
Nevermind, I shouldnt spread it.
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data (dada).
What lives at the bottom of the ocean and shivers often?
Whats the best way to catch a bra?
With a booby trap.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Why did the crab decide not to donate to charity?
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a couple of days off.
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Why did the scarecrow win an award for his work?
They deemed him outstanding in his field.
What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
What did the clock decide to do when it was hungry?
It went back for seconds.
Why does Spock have three ears?
Because he has his left ear, right ear, and final front-ear (frontier).
What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?
Youre too little to be smoking.
Why did the tomato start blushing?
It caught the salad dressing.
What did the Buddhist say when he got to the hot dog stand?
yo make me one with everything.
Whats a martial arts experts favorite drink?
Why did the person cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Whats a mummys favorite kind of music to listen to?
Two fish are stuck in a tank.
What did one say to the other?
I dont even know how to drive this thing!
What did the bartender say when a hamburger walked into the bar and ordered a beer?
Sorry sir, we dont serve food here.
What did the man say when he tried on new orthopedic shoes?
When is a door not a door?
Whats the name for a monkey who loves chips?
A chipmunk (chip-monk).
Whats a vegetarian zombies favorite snack?
Why cant anyone hear when a Pterodactyl goes to the bathroom?
Their pee is silent.
Whats the best way to find Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints (Fresh Prince).
What instrument do dentists love to play?
What would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight?
There would be mass confusion.
Why not trust a burrito?
He always spills the beans.
What is a turtles favorite jot down of photography?
Shell-fies (selfies).
What does a clowns fart smell like?
What do you call a joke about paper?
Tearable (terrible).
Whats a hippies wife called?
Mississippi (misses hippie).
What did the duck say when she bought some new lipstick?
Can you put it on my bill?
Where is a computers favorite place to dance?
Which country is known to have a rapid-growing population?
Ireland because every day its Dublin.
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?
Yeah, he got 12 months.
If a bee needs a ride, where do they go?
Whats the best way to heal an ill lemon?
Why are actors told to break a leg?
Well, every play has a cast.
Whats it called when birds stick together?
Velcro (vel-crow).
Whats it call when a sister cries?
A crisis (cry-sis).
Why did the stadium feel so cold?
There were so many fans around.
Why do cobblers always make it into Heaven?
They have perfect soles.
What did one sad math book say to the other?
Im filled with problems.
When the custodian jumped out of the closet, what did she exclaim?
Whats the main difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you’re able to see later while the other you wont see for a while.
What did the man say when he heard a company was making glass coffins?
Its clear this might not be the best idea.
Whats the main difference between a piano and a fish?
it’s possible for you to tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish.
