Why are fungi always invited on road trips?

They don’t take up mush room.

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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024

So many cute puns!

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It wasnt peeling well.

I whale love you forever.

Dont go bacon my heart.

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Theyre always going out.

Plateaus, theyre good at flattery.

Theyre full of themselves.

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They dont take up mush room.

Your heart beets fast.

They prefer bear feet.

They make good bellhops.

Lets grow mold together.

I love you pho real.

They donut know anything.

He used a honeycomb.

They can do everything on the web.

It was two tired.

Let minnow when you get there.

Youre just my bang out!

Whatever happens, they dill with it.

Ill make it up to you.

Time fries while youre there.

Theyre always getting fired.

They cannoli be happy with you.

They cant bear to be alone.

They have no body.

Its a missed steak.

Youve got a really good point.

Theyre always playing flavorites.

They have a soft serve.

He was looking for Pooh.

Sorry I was such a prick.

They help you turn the tide.

Nothing, it just waved.

He was a fun guy.

He was looking pail.

Can I get a watt watt.

They know how to stay pawsitive.

They have a pizza my heart.

Because of his coffin.

Take regular water and boil the hell out of it.

You make me melt.

It might crack up.

Ive fallen for you.

Theyre your butter half.

They couldnt if they fried.

They be-leaf in you.

Im soy into you.

You make miso happy.

No one will taco bout it.