The best gift ideas are personalized.
Who doesnt love a good pun or pick up line about flowers and vegetables?!
Create some DIY home decor.
Ceyda Çiftci
Instead of buying gifts on Etsy, create your own.
Decorate your home with these funny plant puns!
Make some art with your interest in herbs and cacti and gardening.
You could create clothes with a funny pun written across the chest.
for your ficus plant or aloe you for your aloe plant.
Pick up some canvases at your local craft shop.
Use a pun in your next Instagram caption.
Use a unique, botanist-related pun as the caption.
When you add them to your feed, they will for sure make someone smile!
Use them for party decorations.
These plant puns would be perfect to incorporate into a flower or gardening-themed party.
Create a sign or a banner that says its party thyme.
Or write hope your birthday is on point on the cake.
Feel free to search Pinterest for more ideas that you might like!
How do succulents confess their feelings?Aloe you vera much!
Why was the gardener so embarrassed?He wet his plants!
What do you call a cheerleading herb?An encourage-mint!
How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?It was just about thyme!
What kind of flowers bloom on your face?Tulips!
Why did the cactus get in trouble at school?It couldnt keep its plants to itself!
Why couldnt the gardener plant any flowers?He hadnt botany!
Where do flowers recharge?At a power plant!
Why do herbs use Tinder?For Netflix and dill!
What do you call a garden nursery?Plant Parenthood!
Why was the cactus so smug?It was an arrogant prick!
How did the flowers survive so long without water?They really rose to the occasion!
What makes some plants better at math than others?Square roots!
Why wouldnt the plant date the other?They didnt want no shrubs!
What do plants do when they first meet each other?They in-tree-duce themselves!
Whats the saddest plant?A weeping widow!
What do you call a nervous tree?A sweaty palm!
Why do trees have so many friends?They branch out.
How do plants practice self-care?They have a go at weed out unnecessary drama!
Why do plants go to therapy?To get to the root of their problems!
Classic Plant Puns and Pick Up Lines
You grow, girl!
Id never leaf you.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Aloe you vera much.
Wood you be mine?
Let me plant one on ya!
Our friendship is unbeleafable.
Im very frond of you.
You had me at aloe.
My heart beets for you.
You are a spud muffin!
You are absolutely radishing.
If you were a fruit, youd be a fine-apple.
Someone has been adding soil to my garden.
She didnt date the gardener.
He was too rough around the hedges.
Im sexy and I grow it.
Talk dirt to me.
My fear of roses is a thorny issue.
Im not sure what it stems from but Im stuck with it.
I feel sorry for wheelbarrows.
Theyre always getting pushed around.
I started dating the girl across the street.
Honestly, lawn-distance relationships arent that hard.
My leaf blower doesnt work.
Say aloe to my little friend.
Many gardeners suffer from hay fever.
Isnt that news a pollen?
Eat, drink, and be rosemary.
Great Fruit and Vegetable Jokes
How do you fix a broken tomato?With tomato paste.
What did the grape say when it was crushed?Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
Why did the lettuce close its eyes?Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call an everyday potato?A commen-tator.
Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?Because he couldnt find a date.
What does a nosey pepper do?It gets jalapeno business.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?It wasnt peeling well.
Herb Garden Puns, Jokes, and Pick Up Lines
Im kind of a big dill.
Chive never met anyone quite like you.
Thistle be the best day ever!
Do you have the thyme?
I need to get somewhere around tree oclock.
Long thyme no see.
Were mint to be.
I be-leaf in you!
Sweet chive of mind.
Cactus and Succulent Puns and Pick Up Lines
Im glad I pricked you.
Hope your birthday is on point.
Pretty fly for a cacti.
Life would succ without you.
We make a prickly pear.
Im ready to take it from cacti to cactus.
Im a succa for puns!
Everybody, romaine calm.
This is not a drill.
Ill never desert you.
You prickle my fancy.
You hear about the squirrel diet?
I got into a fight with a snail.
It was a real slug-fest.
Schwarzenegger retired from TV to kill bugs.
Now hes an ex-terminator.
Why are frogs so happy?They eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a bee that cant make up its mind?A maybee.
Funny Flower Puns and Pick Up Lines
I love you a lil more each day.
Iris you all the happiness in the world.
If you were a flower, youd be a damndelion.
We should put our tulips together.
Whats up, buttercup?
I think of you everydaisy.
Wild (flower) about you.
I love it when you call me big poppy.
Youre my best bud.
A peony for your thoughts…
Other Funny Botanist-Themed Puns You Might Like
Dont kale my vibe.
Im a pot head.
I like big buds and I cannot lie.
If a plant is sad, do other plants photo-sympathize with it?
If you cant beet them, join them.
I yam what I yam.
Which pun did you like the best?
