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Updated 4 months ago,January 5, 2025
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Chocolate is only a temporary fix.
A properly-fitting bra is not a luxury.
Omar Lopez
It is a necessity.
Your happiness is your happiness and yours alone.
How to apply red lipstick.
How to wear the crap out of red lipstick.
A boyfriend does not validate your existence.
Eat the extra slice of pizza.
Wear what makes you feel gracefully at ease.
Love the world unconditionally.
Seek beauty in all things.
Buy your friends dinner when it’s possible for you to.
Wear sunscreen like its your second job.
Try with all your might to keep in contact with far-away friends.
Make the world feel at ease around you.
Walk with your head up.
Order a cheeseburger on the first date if you want to.
Never, ever bite your nails.
Swipe on some lipstick, put on your leather jacket, and sneak into a bar somewhere.
Learn from your mistakes that night.
Dental hygiene is not multiple choice.
Your GPA is not a confession of your character.
There is strength in breaking down.
You dont have to like yoga.
Take care of your feet.
Even if youre tall, wear the heels anyway.
Classy is a relative term.
Drink whiskey if you like whiskey.
Drink wine if you like wine.
Like what you like.
A woman is a woman is a woman.
Love your fellow woman with all your heart and soul.
Cry, uninhibited, with your friends.
Laugh until you cant breathe with your friends.
Exercise to be strong and healthy.
A beautiful soul needs a sturdy vessel.
There is no shame in hoping for love.
My cooking is the best cooking.
Do not take sex lightly.
Id like it if you read it.
The world spins on the principle of inherent tragedy.
Do not be blind to it.
Men are effectively idiots until the age of 26.
Carbohydrates are not the enemy.
Involve yourself in an organized activity of your choosing.
Listen to classical music occasionally.
Do not use bath salts.
You are more than capable.
Dont smile if you dont mean it.
I am always, always listening.
Get stuck in a foreign country with $4.67 in your account.
Come home smelly, tired, and with a good story.
Your story isnt really yours.
You are a compilation of others stories.
Well-fitting and modest is ALWAYS sexier than too small and tight.
- Who cares if glitter isnt tasteful?
Its too much eyeliner if you have to ask.
Learn to bake for when youre sad and Im not there.
Humility and subservience are not synonyms.
Wash your face twice per day.
Be gentle with your skin.
Science is really cool.
There is no substitute for fresh air.
Make up for it later if you cant.
That salad is not better than pasta and it never will be.
Youre fooling no one.
Find at least three green vegetables it’s possible for you to tolerate.
A smoothie is not a meal.
Expect the best from everyone.
People will let you down.
Bask in the sun (wearing a sunhat and SPF 90).
There is a certain kind of man you better avoid at all costs.
Youll know it when you meet him.
What other people say is right doesnt always feel right.
What feels right is where your happiness is.
Argue with people when you oughta.
If its worth fighting for, fight fiercely.
Dont fight for acceptance.
You shouldnt have to.
Take pictures, but not too many.
Chocolate ice cream, however, might just be a permanent fix.
