Remember that true attractiveness only comes when you give the illusion that you dont care.
Of course you do.
Well, have you had enough?
Noah Buscher
Want to finally join the legions of attractive beautiful people?
Your transformation montage begins here.
Sure it makes sense to care a lot about your looks (thank you parental brainwashing!
So, start by throwing your vanity out the window!
(Not the piece of furniture in your bathroom lawsuit!)
But, seriously, free yourself from the mirror.
Noah Buscher
Remember that true attractiveness only comes when you give the illusion that you dont care.
You must study them.
Leave no stone unturned (figure of speech!
The importance of self-confidence cant be overstated!
(Im on a self-imposed word count, or else it could).
You must walk around town like you own the place, every place, no exceptions.
When asked if you indeed own the place, be intentionally vague on the details.
Once youve found the sweet spot, feel free to dabble in playful and seductive arrogance just for kicks.
Note: use of an actual chisel is not suggested!
If you go the paint route, I suggest expensive acrylics, as you get what you pay for.
We all know how hot accents are these days!
Never finish a sentence.
Nothing lights up the room more than an incredible smile!
Details arent important right now, because you are smiling.
Tall people (up to a point) are very good looking.
There is just something about being long and lean and giraffe-like that is super beautiful.
Potentially dangerous and repulsive to your friends and family?
And no one ever said that beauty was cheap (or did they?).
Take a moment and wave goodbye to your old life, before going shopping!
Youre welcome, world.
