Read carefully, ladies, and don’t let Mr. Oh-So-Perfect fool you.
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Updated 5 years ago,January 3, 2020
With age comes growing tired of the endless dating.
The routine of meeting guy after guy gets old and bothersome.
Vince Fleming
The punch in of serious you post on Instagram and tell all your friends about.
So, wide-eyed and chipper, we go out there looking for the perfect man.
The guy who has his life together.
The pop in of guy who lives alone and has a good job.
He has a couple of dogs and a jeep.
His weekend plans consist of going to the river with his furry babies and shopping at Costco.
He is handsome, in a non-intimidating sort of way.
He swears hes looking for his person too and says all of the right things.
We fall for this guy and we fall hard.
A guy who has his shit together.
Hes just a player but is smart about it.
Its a sport to him.
A hobby, a way to pass time.
We miss every single red flag because were hopeful.
We know love exists and its not just a concept people use to make movies and write books.
Love is real, but we need to learn to be smarter about it.
Read carefully, ladies, and dont let Mr. Oh-So-Perfect fool you.
He Takes You On Expensive Dates
He spends a ridiculous amount of money on your first date.
Your second date (if there is one) will be just as lavish.
He is investing in you to then gain his dividend.
When you set boundaries, he will be confused by it.
After all, he did just spend $300 on drinks.
He Constantly Reaches Out
I know what youre thinking.
Isnt constant texting a good thing?
It would be a good thing if he werent so pushy about it.
Triple texts and phone calls when youre unavailable are a huge red flag.
Staying overly relevant makes him seem serious, but this is just a small part of what Mr.
Right should be doing.
He Asks For Nudes Almost Immediately
He wants nudes, but says it in the sweetest way ever.
He makes it seem like getting nudes from you will make him fall in love with you.
He Gets Handsy Quickly
Hes confessed to liking you so much, you almost forgive it.
Deep down it makes you feel a little uneasy, but hes being so legit, so why not?
Stand by your boundaries, girl.
He Includes You In His Future Plans Early In The Game
Hes planning on buying a place in Holbox.
He says, When we go live there… as if hes so sure about where this is going.
Stay woke, sis.
Words are just words.
He Agrees With You On Everything
Theres never a disagreement.
Not even about silly things.
Hes creating an illusion of a perfect life, and of course we all want that.
Who wants to fight with bae?
Its not real, though.
No one is that perfect.
He Pretends You Have So Much In Common
He likes all the shows you watch.
He likes all the food you like.
You like writing, and what do you know, so does he!
Hes trying too hard.
Also, how boring is that?
His Gestures Are Too Sweet
Bringing a girl flowers on a date is a lost art, some say.
He bought you a thing to remind you of him.
Hes trying to buy your trust because he wants to get in your pants.
Dates one and two are not for gifts.
I dont care how sweet or thoughtful it seems.
He does this so that he can get what he wants and then dip.
He wants ONE THING, and he wants it fast.
He Pressures You
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He makes you feel terrible for setting limits because, after all, hes treating you like a queen.
