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Updated 7 months ago,September 17, 2024

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Logan has no edge to him.

Jess, on the other hand, is a fully actualized, fully grown Black Lab.

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Gilmore Girls

Jess Uncle Luke adores Rory and recognizes how lucky his nephew is to be with her.

Logans family, on the other hand, treats Rory like a second-class citizen.

Homegirl needs someone who can keep her on her toes and keep up with her.

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While Logan is, yes, intelligent, he is nowhere near as intellectually stimulating as Jess.

And his banter is far less witty.

Jess is not afraid to criticize Rory but in a constructive, meaningful way.

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Gilmore Girls

Logan is so preppy that it makes my eyes hurt just to look at him.

Instead, LOOK at Jess.

He is unequivocally smoking.

Um, Jess owns an independent bookstore.

Can we pause for a quick second and consider how exceptionally sexy this is?

Because it totally is.

Jess is going to mature into a real silver fox like Stephen Hawking but with better bone structure.

Logan, on the other hand, may or may not be a Schwald for life.

No doubt at all.

Sadly, when he and Rory reunite, she has already moved on…with a much worse poophead.

Right before the series finale, Logan asks Rory to marry him aggressive move, considering their tender ages.

However, Rory declines his proposal and they break up as he moves to California.

He takes her refusal so personally.

Wow, you dont want to be my wife?

Im not going to even consider the possibility that you may someday be ready to marry me.

Instead, Im going to decide for myself that you arent worth my time anymore!

Bye forever!!!!

he practically screams in her face before taking off.

Speaking of the marriage proposal, personally, I think Rory refused because her heart still belongs to Jess.