According to my logic, if you stalk them hard enough, then youll somehow gain their attention.
Yes, learn everything there is to learn about them.
Their likes, dislikes, who their friends are, their family members are.
Really get to know them.
Start connecting with this person on a whole new level.
Thanks to technology, we dont need to actually meet people to feel like we know them.
Moments that most certainly would never happen within the confines of our reality?
Weve all been there.
Really visualize every specific detail.
Thats also very important.
My go to is always Telephone Line by ELO.
What if these scenarios actually occur?
it’s crucial that you be ready for it.
You want to double-check that no one, not even yourself, suspects a thing.
ensure that no one is on your trail.
They are going to act on this understanding of your true intentions and make a move.
That usually works, I think.
Talk to them the way you would to any other friend.
Talk about the large shit you just took.
Or perhaps discuss the deeper philosophical meanings of Cumulonimbus.
Become Very Intoxicated and Let Your True Feelings Come Out in a Less Than Eloquent Address.Ah yes.
As the wine goes down, the truth comes out.
Jesus wouldnt have turned water into wine if it wasnt meant to help you make a move.
Theyll love the chase.
Funny how you keep bumping into one another right in front of the mens restroom.
Small world I suppose… or fate perhaps?
That should cease immediately.
Lead This Poor Guy On Without Having Come to Terms With Your Own Emotions.Its what you do best.
Wink
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And when theyve found someone better who doesnt beat around the bush, convince yourself that he misses you.
Good luck, I hope you found these tips useful.
Take it from me, a pro at fucking things up.
