Laughing with your kids is the best way to bond with them.
They’re smarter than you think!
Theyre smarter than you think!
Joice Kelly
you might tell them food, animal, or plant jokes that will make them laugh aloud.
Here are some funny jokes for kids:
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Dont take me for granite!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a duck that gets all As?
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
Ill meet you at the corner!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
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Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Who is Peppa Pigs favorite painter?
How do piglets greet their grandparents?
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With hogs and kisses.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Whats a ghosts favorite dessert?
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do pirates pay for corn?
A buck an ear!
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Why did the police play baseball?
He wanted to get a catch!
What did the microwave say to the other microwave?
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Is it just me?
Or is it really hot in here?
Why did the student eat his homework?
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Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
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What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
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What does the cow do for fun?
It goes to the moooo-vies.
Whats a train with a cold?
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Either way, theyre old enough to laugh with you!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick?
Put it on my bill!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
Why cant you give Elsa a balloon?
Shell Let It Go.
Why couldnt the pony sing Happy Birthday?
Because she was just a little hoarse!
Why do bicycles fall over?
Why didnt the duck pay for the chapstick?
He wanted to put it on his bill.
Why did Darth Vader turn off one light?
He prefers it on the dark side.
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
Funny Jokes For Everyone In The Family
Here are some more hilarious jokes for kids to share!
Why does the banana need medication?
It isnt peeling well!
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor.
What did one say to the other?
What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot!
What kind of room doesnt have doors?
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Why do vampires seem sick all the time?
Because theyre always coffin!
What does one volcano say to the other?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you give a sick lemon?
But adults will appreciate them too!
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldnt see that well!
Why is the clock banned from the library?
Because it tocks too much!
Whats the difference between a guitar and a fish?
it’s possible for you to tune a guitar, but you cant tuna fish!
What throw in of tree fits in your hand?
Why are peppers the best at archery?
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because shes always running away from the ball!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hilarious Jokes For Kids And Adults
Here are some jokes for kids youve never heard before!
What does a cow do for fun?
Goes to the mooo-vies.
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels!
What animal can you always find at a baseball game?
Why wouldnt the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish!
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots over here!
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
How does the ocean say hello?
What did the tree say to the wind?
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
What do you call a dancing cow?
Whats a pirates favorite letter?
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What cheese is only mine?
Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed!
What has four wheels and flies?
What is brown and sticky?
Whats the difference between zebras and bananas?
Why did the boy cross the street?
Because the cow said MOOOOOOOOOOOO.
What is a boogers favorite song?
What did one firefly say to the other?
You glow, girl!
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
Whats the difference between elephants and bananas?
What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Where does a queen keep her armies?
Hilarious Toddler Jokes
These toddler jokes for kids are going to cause you to break into laughter.
Theyre funny, no matter what your age!
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
How do you throw a party on Mars?
How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away its credit card!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Look away, Im about to change!
Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why did the pony get sent to his room?
He wouldnt stop horsing around!
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
Youre under a vest!
Silly Toddler Jokes For Kids
If you need a few more jokes, look no further!
Why are pirates called pirates?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Just in case he got a hole in one!
What has ears but cant hear?
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, youve got problems!
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because they have smelly feet.
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern…
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
Theyll think youre the most hilarious person in the family!
How do you stop an astronauts baby from crying?
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you’re able to see right through them!
What is a witchs favorite subject in school?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline is a parent.
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
What do you call a fake noodle?
What did the banana say to the dog?
Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasnt peeling well!
What does a ghost like to eat for dinner?
