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Updated 4 months ago,January 3, 2025
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Im so broke
(When you are totally not broke at all.)
Can we create a new word for this I-have-money-Im-just-choosing-not-to-spend-it-in-this-way phenomenon?
Leandro Crespi
Eww, I would never eat that
Good, friend, more Doritos Locos tacos for me.Rabid opossum-like glare.
When are you going to get a real job?
Oh my goodness, are there any two words in the entire English language more offensive than real job?
Appreciate your genetic lottery win, and at least pretend like you occasionally moisturize, for everyones sanity.
I can eat as much as I want and I dont gain weight
Same thing goes for this.
No one needs that mental image.
There is literally nothing about her that you might hate.
What is someone supposed to say to this, exactly?
I have many things to do with this new information!
Well I did ____
The one-upper.
No one has anything to do but you, and your level of busy far outweighs ours.
You let us know when you are free.
(Said by the conventionally thin, attractive person.)
Can we all just say what we mean in this instance, c’mon?
Looks like somebody went out last night
Ooh, you got me, I have a crippling hangover.
