Are you in need of a dirty (or clean!)
nerdy pick up line that is going to impress your love interest?
Well, you’ve come to the right place.
Vince Fleming
Some flirty puns and one-liners can easily get a laugh out of someone.
Ive got my ion you, baby.
Youre sweeter than fructose.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Youre hotter than a Bunsen burner.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically?
Lets be chemists for a day!
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Talk nerdy to me.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I think youre suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
Are you the square root of -1?
Because you cant be real!
Baby, you just turned my bronze into iron.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
If you go out with me, I promise I wont take you for granite.
Youre more special than relativity.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines About Space and the Universe
Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You must be a star because I cant stop orbiting around you.
Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Ever wonder whats happening under Orions belt?
I think you might be a star, because I cant stop orbiting around you.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Do you work for NASA?
Because youre out of this world.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Hey girl, are you the sun?
Because youre the center of my universe.
Youre so hot, I bet youre the one causing global warming.
Do you live on Mars?
Cause you look out of this world.
Are you the moon?
Because even when its dark you still seem to shine.
Im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Pick Up Lines About Math and Computers
You Auto-Complete me.
Youre sweeter than 3.14!
Youve got the curves, Ive got the angles.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Lets make like Excel and spreadsheets.
you’re free to unzip my files anytime.
It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.
My love for you goes on like the value of pi.
Im not being obtuse, but youre so acute!
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Youve got more curves than a triple integral.
Do you like mat?
Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply.
Youre way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Are you sitting on the F5 key?
Because your ass is refreshing!
I was hoping you wouldnt block my pop-up.
If I ever freeze, dont think that its because of a computer virus.
Its probably because I was stunned by your beauty.
Are you still using Internet Explorer?
Hmm, you must like it nice and slow.
My computer server never goes down, but I do.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you.
We go together like copy and paste.
You see, I just upgraded my graphics card just to admire your pictures even more.
Wanna see my hard drive?
I guarantee you that it isnt 3.5 inches, nor is it floppy.
You must be Windows 95 because youve got me feeling so unstable.
Are you a keyboard?
Because youre my bang out!
Hey, my names Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
If you had a like button beside you, I would definitely click without delay.
Because you have everything Im searching for.
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
Nerdy Pick-Up Lines Related To Literature
I love you like an unspoken metaphor.
Thats why I had to use a simile.
Youre like a dictionary you add meaning to my life.
You look like you could brighten up a dark and stormy night.
I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met.
Now, I cant get past u.
Are you a library book?
Because Im checking you out!
Charles Dickens might have given youGreat Expectations, but I can meet them.
Shall I compare thee to a summers day?
Lets skip the foreshadowing and get down to business.
It makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Youre like a dictionaryyou add meaning to my life.
What are the odds of you being in my favor?
If you were words on a page, youd be what they callfine print.
The worst of times became the best of times when you walked in.
Star WarsRelated Pick Up Lines
Do you know Yoda?
Because yoda one for me.
Before I can show you the force, you must bend over and show me your dark side.
I bet youre a Jedi in the streets but a Sith in the sheets.
Youre the Obi-Wan for me.
Well, arent you just a rebel!
You stole my heart when you walked through the door.
How can you be from an ice planet when youre so Hoth?
You are the droid Ive been looking for.
Nice buns, Princess.
You be Darth Vader, and it’s possible for you to use all the Force on me.
I may not be able to feel the Force, but I wish I could feel you.
You may not be Lukes father, but can you be my daddy?
Are you the Force?
Cause Im attracted to you.
R4 is red, R2 is blue.
If I was the Force, Id be with you.
Will you be the Leia to my Han so I wont have to be Solo?
Baby, youre more precious than the ring.
Because you have me seeing fireworks.
You shall not pass… without giving me those digits.
Excuse me, are you the Arkenstone?
Because you look like something I could treasure.
Baby, Ill make you scream like the Nazgul.
I last longer than Boromir.
I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because youve got me wrapped around your finger.
I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.
Girl, youre like a Balrog smokin hot!
CleanHarry PotterPick Up Lines
Are you a Snitch?
Because youre the finest catch here.
You may be a muggle, but that body is magical.
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because Id do anything for you.
Are you a basilisk?
Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
You must be my Horcrux, because you complete me.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, Id see the two of us together.
Is this the Hogwarts Express?
Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
If you were a Dementor, Id become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Youre the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.
Wow, when I said Accio hottie, I didnt expect it to work!
Are you using the Confundus charm, or are you just naturally mind-blowing?
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
it’s possible for you to have the portkey to my heart.
Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
Wanna go manage some mischief together?
I solemnly swear Im up to no good.
Are you a Dementor?
Because you just took my breath away.
Im just like Oliver Wood, baby.
Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse?
Because youre drop-dead gorgeous.
What do you say we disapparate out of here?
You must play Quidditch.
I know a Keeper when I see one.
Youmustbe a Snitch, because Ive been Seeking you my whole life.
DirtyHarry PotterPick Up Lines
Are you interested in making some magic together?
My wands at the ready.
Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?
Did you just say Wingardium Leviosa?
Cause youve got me rising, baby.
You dont even have to say Lumos Maxima to turn me on.
I can be your house elf.
Ill do whatever you want and I dont need any clothes.
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?
Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
Hey, do you speak parseltongue?
Because youre making my snake rise.
I dont need to say accio to make you come.
Did you order some Felix Felicis?
Cause youre about to get lucky!
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Souls arent the only thing I suck.
Girl, are you sure youre a muggle because that ass is magical!
Mind if I Slytherin?
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
