If you want to get married some day…maybe don’t read these.
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Updated 8 years ago,May 26, 2017
Not a party but the rehearsal dinner.
She quickly jumps back, surprised and upset.
Larisa Birta
Then she responds with… Stop it.
How did we find out about this?
We watched the video the photographer took of that night.
The wedding went on as planned.
The couple made it past a year (not much) before calling it quits.
There is no indication they saw the video.
LarisaBirta
I put my money on the affair camp.
I wold not be surprised in anything was going on between the guys father and the bride.
That is what makes sense to me.
The best man and groom having one last fuck in a strip club bathroom.
I worked in a photo lab.
Normally it was cats and houses in the pics.
But then a woman dropping off a few rolls of film was acting oddly.
This is usually a clear sign that the pictures were going to be interesting.
It was a bachelorette party, normal stuff at first.
The women were all fairly pretty.
Then a safari themed stripper was being featured.
The pictures show most of the women at the party blowing the stripper.
Rubbing his junk all over her.
Then the pics were in a bedroom.
The last photo was a cumshot on the ring.
I always assumed it was the engagement ring.
It was troubling, to say the least.
No idea what happened, I didnt develop the wedding photos.
This happened in the early 2000s.
My trainer told me I wasnt supposed to print pics that showed anything illegal.
I also didnt have to print any photos that I was uncomfortable printing.
I was in my early 20s at that point, so I never had use for that card.
In New Orleans, our bachelor group good found a bachelorette group and started talking/dancing etc.
Not too long into it, he gets belligerently handsy and heads a bit up the skirt.
My bachelor party was a complete shitshow.
When I arrived at his place for the party, I found him sitting on the living room floor.
On the floor, because, you see, there wasnt any furniture.
His wife had come while he was at work and cleaned out the house.
Like,thoroughlycleaned it out.
No glasses in the kitchen.
She left his clothes, still folded, in the place where the dresser used to be.
In the closet, his clothes were on the floor shed taken the hangers.
The booze hed stocked up for the party?
Except for one empty bottle, left in the otherwise barren fridge.
She took the mustard, even.
He sat on the floor, shell-shocked and stunned.
Occasionally hed answer a question in monotone grunts.
The other guys arrived, and some of them brought a couple six-packs of beer.
If it hit, itd make a ting!
noise, and wed all give a Monty Python yaaaaay.
Best man started weeping.
Went to a friends bachelor party as a DD.
Everyone was very drunk.
Needless to say, his now wife still doesnt know he likes to have sex with men.
I have a friend that is a male stripper.
He says hes been propositioned for sex by the bride-to-be on many occasions.
Thats also why he says hell NEVER get married.
I want no part of that regardless of how good the money is.
My best friend got married a few months ago.
He grew up conservative Christian, the key in where they had purity rings and the whole thing.
They got married on a Sunday, and we decided to do separate bachelor/bachelorette parties Friday.
Basically, were all shitfaced when we lose the groom in some club.
No one can see him.
We go outside and decide to find a cab.
She was just going to town.
I dont think anyone but himself had touched his dick ever.
Why he decided to do this two days out from getting to fuck his wife I dont know.
But he did, we never told, and he got married.
His fiancee knew about that, allegedly.
Couple of weeks later I am out getting a few drinks with another group of friends.
Still friends with both of them on facebook, but yeah they are not together anymore.
I imagine similar things happen with the groomsmen, but I dont want to know for sure.
I know of a couple that are together because the girl got pregnant.
I also know who the father is (hint: not the person she married).
The guy who was the father was there at her version of a bachelorette party.
So it was just pizza and Marvel movie marathon for the party.
This turns into a typical drink fest, gambling, gf/wife ranting, etc.
Cousins friend then announces that he hired a stripper just as the doorbell rang.
Turns out the stripper was my cousins ex gf of 3 years.
And since the groom had a few too many shots he agrees and both head to the bathroom.
All the while all the guys are hooting them on.
The stripper got his dick sucked by the bride to be.
Actually, aside from the bachelorette party, Im surprised she hasnt cheated on him.
Her vaginas a free spirit.
One I was involved in and another my wife and sister were.
I woke up about 10 minutes later after a loud crash down the stairs.
At this point, there were 5 guys upstairs with the stripper and she was wearing only her g-string.
They ended up all gangbanging (note gangbang, not gang rape.
She was into this shit) her and fucked her up pretty bad.
The groom and his wife are still married and so am I.
The one my wife and sister were involved in was much more mild.
Thankfully her soon-to-be groom stayed at my place drunk because this would have gotten much worse.
All of us were appalled and couldnt comprehend it.
My buddy and I went instead.
There were no condoms in sight and this check looked all sorts of used up.
This was all about 3 years ago and since then she has been engaged 2 times and pregnant once.
None of us have seen her since.
And, oh yeah….Im a girl.
