I am sorry to call you out, but you are.
Embrace your nastiness and find comfort in the gross moments you share.
Farting In Front Of Each Other
Remember when you would excuse yourself to go fart?
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Or fart only if you were in a loud area/could blame it on another person?
As gross as it is, sometimes you just have a booger and it needs to go.
Yes, you might run to the bathroom, but why put forth the energy?
Sharing Food That Maybe Shouldnt Be Shared
Ever share a lollipop with your significant other?
This is pretty gross I will admit.
But hey, you have shared plenty of saliva before.
As the kind and compassionate person you are, sometimes you just clean that sucker up for them.
If its not putrid, go for it!
Popping Each Others Pimples
The ones that you’re able to reach yourself are your responsibility.
However, those pesky backne (back acne) are the WORST.
At times, you help your partner with these gross little spots.
Shaving/Tweezing Unwanted Hair In Unreachable Places
If you shave each others pubes, good on you.
However, this point is more so talking about shaving/tweezing unwanted back hair or eyebrow hairs.
Almost everyone can appreciate a good poop.
It is exciting and empowering to share a good experience dropping your kids off at the pool.
However, when your bowel movements arent as good, its nice to have a good support system.
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Picking Things Out Of Each Others Teeth
Who needs floss when you are in a relationship?
Thats a trick question.
But, in reality your partner will usually help point out if you have something lodged in your choppers.
Maybe they will get it for you, maybe they wont.
In truth, its oddly satisfying to be both the peeler and the one getting peeled.
Sniff Checks
If you dont smell right, expect your partner to call you out on it.
Body odor or halitosis (bad breath) act without mercy.
In your forever relationship, you will check each other for these smelly moments.
These pesky flakes are THE worst.
Shamelessly Burping In Front Of Each Other
Again, remember the time you used to excuse yourself to burp?
Or give a shot to burp in your throat so it wouldnt make a loud sound?
Well, throw caution to the wind now my friend!
When you are incredibly close to your partner you could demonstrate your nastiest burps and they still adore you.
