How in the world is Edward surprised that vampires will be tempted by Bellas blood?

The immortal Edward Cullen is over 100 years old when he meets Bella.

In this time, hes seen and experienced it all.

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Well, definitely not everything because he seems uneducated about a vampires true nature and lust for blood.

While the Cullens adhere to the vegetarian diet, its no secret they struggle when bloods around them.

Fortunately, Bella doesnt get ravaged but Edward turns into Mopeward.

He tells her she doesnt belong in his world.

Now, not only does he break her heart, but the Cullens also pack up and leave town.

Edward isnt a vampire hes a drama llama.

Has Edward not heard of actually checking in?

Hey, dont ask questions Stephenie Meyer wrote this, so just go with it.

Heres the problem: What is anyones first instinct when they receive bad news?

To actually double-check its true, right?

Instantly, he jumps to conclusions that its Bellas and smashes his phone great move, wiseguy.

If Edward really cared, why didnt he go back to Forks, Washington and find out for himself?

You know, to see something with his own eyes.

When Alice sees that Bellas fine, she sits down and has coffee with her.

She doesnt rush to phone Edward and say: Hey.

She didnt jump to her doom.

Something in this movie tells us that vampires arent the best communicators in the world.

All is forgiven and theyre a couple again.

This time, though, Bella asks Edward to make her a vampire.

He agrees, but only if she marries him.

Fast-forward a few movies toTwilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2and Bella gives birth to their daughter, Renesemee.

Its a frightening sight and proof that Bella and Edward might have inadvertently created the antichrist.

None of this would have happened if Bella and Edward stayed apart for good inNew Moon.

Sorry, Twihards, but Edward didnt deserve Bellas heart after all he put her through in this movie.

Hes as toxic as Ross Geller, but thats a story for another day.