“Dad hired a hitman to kill mom.”
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Updated 6 years ago,January 23, 2019
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Dad hired a hitman to kill mom.
Andreas Rønningen
Parents divorce seemed simple: Dad cheated on mom, mom gets custody of me.
Dad had great idea: Pay a hitman $15k to kill soon-to-be ex-wife.
Dad goes through with it, idiot actually pays undercover cop the money.
Dad then flies back to Canada (home) and wait for results.
International task force is formed to try and detain him.
Geraldo Rivera covers story, idiot dad gets arrested in Toronto and flown back to California.
He gets 18 months.
After all of this mom still had to sue for divorce; it took two years.
docowenskaiser1
2.
Susan, you bitch!
Quit digging in the dirt!
My uncle represented this guy getting a divorce from his wife of 15 years.
What he did was buy a female dog and name it the same name as his ex-wife.
Anytime he would let his dog back in from letting her out he would yell Susan, you bitch!
He would also yell if she was peeing on the flowers: Susan you bitch!
Quit pissing on the flowers!
or Susan, you bitch!
Quit digging in the dirt!
Tonelope
3.
He hid Ziploc bags of ground meat throughout the house.
Im an accountant not a divorce lawyer.
I think it was at least 20-30 bags that took months to find all of them.
pumpkin_lord
4.
She agreed to watch his dog, then had the dog put down.
My ex and I separated before the divorce.
She agreed to watch the dog while I found a new place.
She had the dog put down instead.
badmotivator11
5.
He left her a note in their bank vault that said, Fuck you bitch.
Do I was asked to get there before the bank opened which was odd.
I show up and greet the bank employee along with a lawyer and a very angry looking woman.
I get the lock open and swing the door open as the angry woman shouts let me in there!
And I step outside the vault.
And storms off, but she threw down a piece of paper that said Fuck you bitch.
It had been a nasty divorce and the ex-husband got there before she did.
Que_n_fool_STL
6.
She racked up over 150K in credit-card debt; he died of a heart attack.
He worked overtime for literally the rest of his life just to be able to survive.
Unfortunately he died from a heart attack, probably due to all the stress that she left him with!
bigguy1045
7.
He fell onto what was now a bed of broken glass covered by a thin cotton sheet.
When I practiced family law, I often worked with a woman who ran a battered womens shelter.
She would attend court to give moral and practical support to some of our clients.
Her husband had, apparently, been a nightmare of a man.
She did always say, though, that she often gave as good as she got.
Before she left, she stripped the mattress sheet off their bed.
She took a full-length mirror, laid it down his side of the bed and replaced the sheet.
Woodpeckersback
8.
He fucked himself out of thousands each year by calling her a cunt.
Dad was a real asshole and mom tried to save him a lot of money during the divorce.
They have three kids who were 16, 13, and 8.
Dad wouldnt sign ANY agreement my moms lawyer produced.
It had to be his idea and from his lawyer or it wasnt getting signed.
TLDR: Dad fucked himself out of thousands each year by calling my mom a cunt.
teddibiase68
9.
The couple separated 10 years ago but didnt officially divorce until a couple years ago.
He might be going to jail for arson, though.
tree1171
10.
The son shot his dad.
Ten years old, killed his dad.
I saw how divorces can get ugly.
Well one day I came home early from college and the son shot his dad in his car.
Ten years old, killed his dad.
They still live next door and the kid got out at 21 I think.
Tarahdikov
11.
He controlled the houses thermostat remotely to torture her for a year.
Wife cheats on her husband during his frequent travels for work.
She files for divorce and gets to keep the house.
Months elapse and the husband is still rightfully pissed but has no recourse.
Then he has an epiphany: I wonder if she changed the password to the Nest Thermostat?
For the next year he continues to mess with the thermostat.
Time to shut off the heat and hope the pipes freeze.
aHipShrimp
12.
She got cancer; he filed for divorce.
by the friend to his now ex and deceased wife.
nosnivel
13.
He got cancer; she filed for divorce.
Child of divorce here.
My father was a plastic surgeon.
Married my mom in his 40s (she was 20 years younger).
They always had a strained relationship.
He was a workaholic and also had a drinking issue.
My mother on the other hand was controlling and manipulative.
I could see both of their issues at a young age.
Still dealing with it 3 years later.
I know its my mother and I shouldnt take sides but she did some horrible things to my family.
ya_motha_93
14.
He went into a coma; she went on a spending spree.
I think I win this one.
Except I was the one who got fucked.
9am Monday she bought a new car in my name.
By now I was placed in a coma.
By time I recovered she had racked up $429,000 debt in my name.
A year later divorce starts and judge ordered credit reports and this was all found.
She filed bankruptcy and only spent six weeks in jail.
philippinethinking
15.
He left her with 3000 coins and no way to carry it home.
This guy was an evil genius.
I had an epic client who hated his wifes guts.
He was asked to pay an interim maintenance of Rs.
This guy was an evil genius.
jaxdood
16.
Its by no means the worst thing, but it makes me chuckle.
