Can I be your first mistake of the year?
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Updated 5 years ago,December 31, 2019
1.My condom expires in 2020.
Do you want to help me use it?
Jude Beck
2.Got anyone to kiss at midnight yet?
3.I heard your resolution was to meet your soulmate.
Well, Im right here.
4.My resolution is to start making the first move.
5.At midnight, how would you like to go somewhere and feelmyball drop?
6.Want to start the new year with a bang?
7.Do you know its unlucky not to kiss anyone at midnight?
8.My resolution is to lose my virginity, wanna help?
9.Have you had enough champagne to think Im cute yet?
10.Do you want to see two balls drop?
11.My New Years resolution is to get fewer restraining orders put on me.
13.My new years resolution is to make you my girlfriend.
14.Ive got a party hat.
Want to be a noise maker?
15.Dont leave the party too early.
The last thing I want to say to you before we part is good morning.
16.Can I be your first mistake of the year?
