I judge people based on their footwear.
2.And along the same lines, I have little to no interest in getting to know most of them.
Ive never been a hey neighbor!
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3.I judge people based on their footwear.
Especially if they wear tennis shoes as casual wear outside of a gym.
4.A few years ago someones makeup subscription box came through my mail…and I kept it.
7.I dont always recycle.
8.And I dont compost.
9.And I almost always have at least one light one at all times in my apartment.
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Whether it be my salt rock lamp or otherwise.
10.I leave friend requests pending on Facebook for months and then just hit deny like…90 days later.
11.When asked a stupid question Ive passive aggressively responded with ha before actually answering.
Therefore, I feel like my ha is justifiable.
(Whoever was watchingFamily Guy, this is your goddamn fault.)
15.I do not believe all babies are beautiful or all kids are great.
16.I dont break down my boxes before putting them into the recycling room.
17.I know Im a bad person, and I dont venture to hide it.
