I want you to sound like a woman, not a child.
The average woman speaks approximately 25,000 words a day.
The average man speaks around 10,000 words a day.

God & Man
We cant keep up, and we dont want to.
Totalnah
Having me solve all their problems.
I get it, Im a man.

God & Man
BentheBruiser
Ridiculous amounts ofmakeup.
I want to gag when someone gives me a hug and theres crusty makeup smudges on my shoulder.
Just relax, you are beautiful the way you are.
GourmetCoffee
NO means NO when it comes to tickling.
Solmon19
Acting like theyre into your hobbies or interests.
I watched my Dad marry 2 different women that loved hunting and fishing too.
The old man spent every free weekend in the woods or on the water.
Those two women tagged along for 6-8 years thinking they were being a good wife.
Im not saying he was perfect, but he was the honest one in those relationships.
Dont pretend, just be honest up front.
GhostFour
Stealing your hoodies/sweaters and not returning it.
lurker_bee
TELL US WHAT YOU WANT!
Whether it be food, sex, material possessions, WHATEVER.
Should your partner know you well enough to surprise you with your favorite food/clothes?
But only after they know what those things are.
Phantom_61
Trying to work out whats upset them rather than just telling us.
Were not mind readers, we work best with facts.
Tell us why youre pissed off, when youre pissed off and who pissed you off.
Thats the three salient facts we need then we can give you a constructive answer.
And if its us thats pissed you off, then tell us at the time.
strayvision
Playing dumb and acting like its cute to not know how to do things.
Im not a fan of that.
Dont hit me just because Im a guy.
Yes, I can take it, but do I want to?
We dont pick them up.
swank_sinatra
Being one of the guys and having no girlfriends.
Its a HUGEred flag.
The former doesnt need to state that, because frankly its irrelevant to them.
The latter is quite the opposite.
They list being SARCASTIC in top billing like it is a highly sought-after quality in a grown woman.
I have no idea whom or what started this.
I (and we) would rather you just portrayed yourself as an adult…
LoudMouthSous
Baby talk.
I want you to sound like a woman, not a child.