A really solid pair of Calvin Klein underwear that honestly was no match for Day 2 of my period.
2.My dignity when I realized I was just eating rice cakes dipped in ketchup.
3.A really solid pair of Calvin Klein underwear that honestly was no match for Day 2 of my period.
The Shining
6.My physique because I swear to god I gain between 5 and 10 pounds of sheer bloat each month.
8.My sex drive because somehow its getting worse??
9.A brand new pair of shorts that I ordered offline who were instantly smited by the Surprise bitch!
Im a few days early!!
Which range from Salt n Vinegar chips to chocolate covered popcorn in the span of approximately 12 seconds.
13.Somehow not my skin too badly?
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But Im just waiting for that shit to betray me too.
Because I feel like a melancholy bleeding dumpling.
I ate all the things.
18.Same with the freezer.
All of the HaloTop is gone.
Gone it went when I realized this was my existence for the next few days.
