I need to take a short break at 10 p.m. and text my mom.
But, hey, Im not a weirdo Ive seen a wide variety of animal female butts.
Bonus points if you’re free to guess who he is today!
God & Man
5.Dont take this the wrong way.
I just happen to be addicted to making sock puppets on my hands when in bed.
6.I hope this is okay, but I wrote a short script to accompany the proceedings.
Your lines have been highlighted in pink.
Remember to enunciate and project your voice and really sell the puns and product placements.
Im kidding, Im kidding…
The pig will just sit in the corner and watch.
8.Heads up often when Im aroused and nervous, I break out into the greatest hits from Broadway.
9.In so many ways you remind me of my sister.
10.Do you mind if I livestream this?
No one back at home will ever believe me otherwise.
11.It was so thoughtful for you to bring me this slippery balloon to play with!
12.Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second… 14.For the last time, you are sure you dont have cooties?
16.If there is time afterwards, Ive prepared some magic tricks.
20.I need to take a short break at 10 p.m. and text my mom.
