Hes an excessive hand sanitizer.
She owns a ferret.
Hes prepared for everything.
Jennifer Aniston and Ben Stiller in Along Came Polly (2004) | IMDb
She forgets to replace the toilet paper roll.
It quickly became a genre staple, defining norms with its quirky characters and unexpected plot twists.
Risk-averse people cant experience life.
Theres a ferret in my boot!
Just go with it, man.
Im not a seafood person.
I like to order things that die in the woods.
Life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens… fuck that shit!
Polly, am I too needy?
Are you losing interest in me?
Do you find me annoying?
Im a big fan of 20th-century fiction, and I see us starting a new chapter together.
You cant climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.
Im gonna die alone.
Im gonna be found three weeks later half-eaten by wild dogs.
So I just ended a four-and-a-half-year relationship, and I need to be with someone different.
Were not really here, man.
This is a hologram.
You cant make every decision based on whether or not someone might get hurt.
Youve gotta love this city.
Youve got to love this town.
London, London, London.
More people, cool.
Im an in-the-moment kind of person.
You cant analyze this like a play.
Hes like a young John Stamos with a hint of Latino.
I have no response to that.
Sometimes your face looks like its had a stroke.
