Stop asking for blowjobs.
Still tell me you love me even when I look bloated and cant get out of bed with cramps.
With extra chocolate…
2.Stop asking for blowjobs.
Lina Verovaya
3.My husband massages my boobs because they get really sore, and because he gets to play with boobs.
5.Have sex with me anyway.
Orgasms ease my cramps and my libido certainly doesnt decrease during that time of the month.
6.I love a guy who doesnt give a crap about making a tampon run.
I just text him a picture of the box and it appears in the bathroom.
Like a PMS Genie.
7.Not judge me when I start crying over something super trivial.
8.Get me chocolate, chips, or both.
9.Pass me my heating pad.
10.Help me remember to take Advil every 6 hours.
12.Run a hot bubble bath, light candles, fill a glass of wine and give me chocolate.
13.Hugs and forehead kisses are all you oughta succeed.
14.Cuddles are nice, as well as just being thoughtful.
15.Neck rubs and hair stroking very much recommended.
16.Just listen to me calmly.
And remember this emotional spiral is out of my damn control.
18.I like it when he gives me bear hugs my while lying down.
It makes me feel loved while also putting pressure on my uterus to relieve some pain.
In truth its not personal.
Youre most likely not even doing anything wrong.
Its like youre constantly walking around waiting for something (orsomeone) to piss you offwhileyoure in pain.
That and you feel uncomfortable in your own skin.
Its simply not the best of times.
And dont freak out if we cry for seemingly nothing.
Periods have that effect on us.
