These things don’t make you cute.
They make you an asshole.
Taking my glasses, I need those to see and they can be fucking expensive.
Twenty20 / @karly.valencia
Not eating your food on a date.
Years later I was told it wasnt cute to eat everything.
Drove me up a fucking wall.
Pretend to be dumb.
Make us carry the conversation.
Respond slowly so you dont look too eager.
Twenty20 / @karly.valencia
Guhhhhhhhhh
Fake voice.
Its just irritating as fuck.
My sister does this.
Its weird hearing her go from her normal, slightly high voice to an almost ear piercing screech.
Do you know much she controls her voice?
She goes, achoo.. hoo!
The second added hoo being super high pitched.
For me, I have a deep as fuck voice so theres no point changing it.
I only do it at my job and its only slightly higher.
Not telling me what you want and thinking Ill guess the right thing.
Trying to make us jealous.
Usually, if this happens Ill just assume that shes more interested in the other guy and back off.
I might be dumb but so are games.
I would say making the assumption that the chance of sex will make us easy to manipulate.
I really hate the notion that guys only think with their dicks.
Dont insult my intelligence.
Ive had exes aggressively shut down or ignored my protests to certain unfavorable behaviors and opinions that deserved discussion.
Im not completely innocent, myself, but the frequency of this behavior was unacceptable.
Trying to be sassy.
Generally attempting to be a member of the Kardashian family in appearance/demeanor.
That shit must be to impress other girls, not us.
Act helpless in unnecessary situations.
You know whats even hotter?
An independent woman who can get shit done.
I dont want a princess.
But I do want to treat you like one.
Overuse the dog filter on Snapchat.
We get it, you like the dog filter.
Really could apply to any filter.
Id rather you be on time and go as is than to be 30 min late just cause.
Shows you had forethought and were looking forward to going out.
Wasting my time isnt attractive.
Unless youre dating us, grabbing our ass unexpectedly.
It is sexual harassment.
Im sure youre cool enough otherwise I wouldnt be conversing with you.
Saying bad things about yourself.
Woman attracted to women here: leading me on when youre actually not interested.
They think its funny to lapdance me when drunk or make out or have a go at seduce me.
Thinking attitude is hot.
Its great in a joking way… Butttt….
