There is nothing men fear more than the hot girls friend coming over to join the conversation.
It is the universal code for Game Over.
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Updated 8 years ago,June 23, 2017
8:07PM
Its a Saturday night.
Superbad
9:46PM
Jenna and Charlotte show up and look very hot.
You look finelike, hot for you hot.
These two will objectively be two of the most beautiful women at the bar.
Where do they even find clothes that fit them like this?
10:11PM
Jenna looks in the mirror and somewhat pouts adorably because she doesntfeelcute.
Oh, Jenna, you gentle dove.
Superbad
Luckily she has three other tops and four different bras that she can rotate until shes satisfied.
Why do hot people always have so many bras?
Is this a nature versus nurture issue?
How do they knowthings?
10:32PM
The three of you are drunk enough to want to take photos.
How is it legal for someone to look attractive without trying?
Charlotte says something cute like, Oh, Im just bringing my ID.
The unspoken second half of her sentence is because Ive never paid for my own drinks.
11:26PM
You arrive and immediately head to the bar.
For Jenna and Charlotte, this is just a fun night out with the ladies!!!!
You should start a business.
Everyone needs to get drunk.
Shes politely smiling, but keeps darting her eyes over to you.
You silently understand that you may have to go over and break them up at any second.
There is nothing men fear more than the hot girls friend coming over to join the conversation.
It is the universal code for Game Over.
His name is Steve.
You smile sadly at Steve.
You take the drink Steve had bought for Charlotte and abandon him without a word.
Steve presumably pretends to check his phone before leaving the bar to find his friends.
Jenna pets his arm and asks him to buy you a drink.
You smile at him sweetly as he screams internally and takes out his wallet.
You cant help but quietly admire how hard hes trying to ignore you.
Jenna is very talented at fake laughing.
You are very talented at making Adam as miserable as possible.
You will scream if she tries to introduce you to one of them.
12:27AM
Charlotte calls for you across the bar.
12:30AM
As predicted, Steve returns.
He is 58% more drunk and 200% more annoying.
12:46AM
Adam tells Jenna she is the most beautiful girl he has ever seen.
You are literally standing two inches away from her.
You thank him at the same time she does.
12:51AM
Charlotte, overwhelmed and incredibly irritated, hides in the bathroom again.
The two strangers and Steve lurk around the bar for her return.
it’s possible for you to already feel tomorrow mornings hangover.
1:13AM
Youve been watching Steve leave and come back to the bar for almost 20 minutes.
You wish him luck on that app he wants to start.
1:22AM
Charlotte comes out of hiding and nearly strangles you with her urgency.
Instead, arguably even worse than getting caught for murder, shes just trying to avoid Steve.
1:35AM
Youre all on your way home.
Charlotte and Jenna both lean their beautiful heads on your shoulders.
You dream of ordering food and falling asleep to Netflix.
