“Do you love me?
Do you have to sound like the BTK Killer is at the door just because someone is vacuuming?
2.Do you love me?
3.What do you do all day when Im not home?
And more importantly, do you miss me?
5.Do you miss people?
And would you be okay with me guilting them with this info?
6.Why are you staring at me?
And why do you just stare at space/the wall with more intention than Ive ever seen?
7.Do you really hate all other dogs?
Or is it an act?
8.Do you know how snazzy you look after a haircut?
Because you look very cute and very snazzy.
9.How do you feel about the stereotype that all dogs must hate cats?
Do you find that problematic?
10.Whats your favorite food?
11.What do you dream about?
12.WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING CUTE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN OH MY GODDDDDDD???!
13.What do dogs say to each other?
Do you guys shit talk us?
Do you have dog cliques?
14.Earlier this fall when you wouldnt put weight on your foot, how exactly did you hurt yourself?
What did you do?
Because it happened while I was sleeping and it still really bothers me!
16.Do you have memories?
If so, whats your favorite?
Mine is anytime you actually snuggle me and how you always check on me when Im sick.
How premeditated was that attack?
18.Who is your favorite person besides me?
19.What would be a picture perfect day to you?
21.Am I your favorite thing on Earth?
(just say yes because youre mine <3)
