When almost all of your Facebook photos look like escort ads.
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Updated 8 years ago,August 28, 2017
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When almost all of your Facebook photos look like escort ads.
Illustration by Daniella Urdinlaiz
LightningEdge756
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Fighting in Chuck E Cheese.
Fist fight in Chuck E Cheese.
Illustration by Daniella Urdinlaiz
Pazerclaw
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Fighting in the middle ofWalmart.
Omermaya
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Tampon fights between girls.
shamefuless
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Walking around shamelessly covered in hickeys.
I mean one hickey is off-putting to me but accidents happen.
If youve got a bunch of them, you wanted the attention.
SpankyMinx
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Lots of ranch dressing.
SizzledCircuit
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A lot of junk in your front yard that obviously doesnt belong there.
An overall feeling they could keep things clean if they put in ten minutes of effort a day.
Willmatron
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Free soda scams at McDonalds.
happycheese86
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A decal on your vehicle with Calvin pissing on something.
A decal on your vehicle with Calvin pissing on something.
storm-bringer
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Pit ball on a chain collar outside in a cage.
Owning apit bulldog that is not fixed, cropped ears, and weight trained, on a chain collar.
Bonus trash points if you keep it in a cage outside.
GaimanitePkat
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Giving your one-year-old a baby bottle filled with Coke.
Giving your one-year-old a bottle of Coke.
Like an actual baby bottle filled with Coke.
DaveTheRussianCat
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A tribal tramp stamp.
djbroiler
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Tattoo on the boob.
AdamantiumLaced
14. person_of_the_book
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Theyre like instant warnings that this is a person I do not want to interact with.
BiggZ840
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Rebel flag tat…with skulls.
Bonus points for skulls.
Woodie626
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Sexually explicit bumper sticker.
I was going in to work one day and I saw a woman driving a pickup truck.
kaihatsusha
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No Jason, I dont want to fight about it.
Im just showing you how to avoid killing someone with that 5 ton machine, but never mind.
Rjackson262
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Screaming at your kids at the store.
Scream-cursing at your plethora of kids in a grocery store.
chorizobisque
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Ass hanging out of pants that are too short.
Ass hanging out of pants that are too short.
cswaller5
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Eating nine cans of ravioli in one night.
Eating nine cans of ravioli in one night.
No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans.
Im ashamed of myself.
