What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A Budweiser in each hand!
Youve had a rough day.
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So sit down, grab an ice cold beverage, and read through these beer puns.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
A Budweiser in each hand!
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Beer nuts sell for a dollar ninety eight, deer nuts are just under a buck.
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
Because its the most wonderful time of the beer.
He orders a beer and a mop.
Because you cant drink and derive.
Theyre both out looking for a tight seal.
Because he asked the bartender for a shot.
The bartender replies, For you?
He holds up two fingers and says give me five beers.
I cant reach mylicenseunless you hold my beer.
Pigs dont turn into men when they drink.
Theyre both empty from the neck up.
the lady should already have it open on the table!
Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
