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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
kindly dont listen to this wild advice fromAsk Reddit.
1.Cast iron pans are best for beating your husband.
Advice from my aunt.
Matheus Ferrero
Met her husbands mistress few years later.
She was a successful lawyer with a PhD.
My wifes uncle wrote, Suck his dick.
4.Not me but at my friends wedding.
Just remember that sex always under the eyes our lord.
Her husband is a sex toy designer.
5.Comparatively tame, but the Shes always right sentiment of a lot of older couples is insane.
8.My mum told me: Marriage is like a game of cards.
-Colleague that got the obligatory invite.
10.Make love like its the last time, every time.
11.A blow job a day, keeps the mistress away.
A friend said this to my wife.
have a go at fill the jar by the end of your first year.
14.An old uncle pulled me aside and said, Listen, Im going to make your life very easy.
Just let her make all the decisions!
I was like fuckthat.
I married a person.
16.I always heard the advice: Dont got to bed mad at each other.
like go to bed.
17.Mom: Son, your sister and your Brother In Law use the rhythm method.
Me: You realize they have six kids, right?
I mean, its a bit crass, but its probably not terrible advice?
19.If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
If it smells like fish, have a dish.
Made for great pictures, but Im still mortified and its been 10 years.
Advice from my aunt.
22.From my aunt: Dont ever make him a cup of tea.
Hell expect it all the time and never make one for you.
