This girls stalker turned out to be herself
https://twitter.com/katespencer/status/945510855323480064
2.
The history teacher dated and impregnated a student
https://twitter.com/CandaceMQZ/status/945503404792487936
3.
A father faked his sons death for life insurance money
https://twitter.com/andrewlavelle11/status/945503542277758976
4.

Unsplash / Kyo Azuma and Twitter / @jcrrain
Someones parent started threatening students and faculty
https://twitter.com/roisinmcgee/status/945499185427521536
5.
A guy pulled out someones bloody tampon on the dance floor
https://twitter.com/elcush/status/945503194292948992
6.
Someone ordered strippers for the football players (and they declined)
https://twitter.com/caraghpoh/status/945499977295581189
7.

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Kid got caught, expelled
jeff (@internetcontent)December 26, 2017
9.
Someone broadcasted porn on all the TVs in the school
https://twitter.com/max_read/status/945510331371147264
10.
Someone was (kind of) busted by an undercover cop
https://twitter.com/starbex/status/945518150451331072
11.
A few seniors buried a carving of the mascot in a marsh
https://twitter.com/itskelsiwithani/status/945499990805372928
12.
There was a pretty epic (and possibly violent) food fight
https://twitter.com/kmargillo/status/945499098848706565
13.
The unapooper smeared feces all over the bathrooms
https://twitter.com/matthunzi/status/945506324351279104
14.
This school might have actually inspiredMean Girls
https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/945498987909537793
https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/945500283551080450
15.
Two kids broke into the reservoir and flooded the town
https://twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/945513631260790785
16.
Seniors stole all the apple crisp from the cafeteria
https://twitter.com/ethangroothuis/status/945498863904882688
18.
Hockey players were expelled for eating non-kosher food
https://twitter.com/andylassner/status/945526232132730880
19.
Vandals dug up the soccer field in the shape of a giant dick
https://twitter.com/mekosoff/status/945525163432570880
20.
One student was selling his peers nudes
https://twitter.com/CassieGrimaldi/status/945503911661711360
21.
Someone phoned in a bomb threat
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/945500240295186432