Eating food that you find hidden in your bra.
Bonus points if you use the flashlight on your phone for extra magnification.
2.Going to town on an ingrown hair and marveling at the root when you finally yank it out.
4.Waitingwaylonger than you should to wash your jeans.
5.Not really rememberingwhenthe last time you washed a bra even was.
7.Doing the Molly Shannon Superstar armpit test to see if you sink.
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8.Popping zits is honestly like a party its so much fun.
9.Same goes for popping other peoples zits.
10.Getting crap out from under one of your nails with ANOTHER nail.
11.And having no problem using your nails to scrape those really hard boogers out of your nose.
12.Eating food that you find hidden in your bra.
14.Putting makeup on TOP of old makeup because you were just too lazy to wash your face.
16.Or just bleeding and then soaking the underwear in your sink like some sort of menstruation marinade.
20.Licking the back of your hand and smelling it to find out what your breathe situation is.
21.Taking a baby wipe and perfume shower instead of actually showering.
23.Loving no shave November.
(And frankly, no shave July because who the fuck cares.)
