Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast!
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
Bready or not, here they come!
Bread puns, for your entertainment.
If you have any bread puns to add to this list, kindly comment.
Theres no such thing as a crumby bread pun.
This hilarious list of bread puns will make you lol again and again.
It will also make you hungry for bread, because bread is as delicious as it is funny.
Read on, dear bread loving friend.
Theyre always going against the grain.
To pump her nickels.
His plan were always going a rye.
He told her she was being too kneady.
People kept commenting on his hot buns.
To get a rise out of him!
She thought it was crumby.
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
You bread my mind!
Its the yeast I could do.
Bready or not, here I crumb!
you could crust me.
It just feels too toasty.
With lots of flours.
Its just too grainy.
Its way past your breadtime!
Butter up your boss.
Just use collie flour.
Her career was already toast.
It tends to get stale.
