Are you having a natural childbirth?
Why, yesin that it’s completely natural to take drugs to alleviate excruciating pain!
He forgot to wrap his whopper!
With any luck, right after he graduates college.
you’re free to negotiate with a terrorist.
Because youre fatter than they are, obviously.
Dress her up as an altar boy.
You shouldve taken it out earlier.
Each month has an average of 30-31 days, except the last month of pregnancy, which has 5,489,234.
Tell her shes pregnant.
Why, yesin that its completely natural to take drugs to alleviate excruciating pain!
you could unscrew a lightbulb.
For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Immediately after learning that your girlfriend ispregnant.
Yes, in the way that a tornado might be referred to as merely an air current.
Mom: Yup…your legs, honey.
You get a womb with a view.
Theres always someone telling you what to do.
When people arent sure whether to congratulate you or buy you a gym membership.
Nice work doing what teenagers manage to do by accident every day!
And the one percent that manages to get pregnant while taking birth control.
