What do you call a cow on crystal meth?
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
These cow puns will be moo-sic to your ears.
Cow puns arent just for farmers.
At least, everyone with an udderly awesome sense of humor.
You wont regret it!
Because he butchered every joke.
I feel seen but not herd.
Because the steaks were high.
There was real beef between them!
I am not amoosed by you.
This is udderly problematic!
They can smell bull.
Someones always milking them dry.
The excuse she gave was a bunch of bull.
She tans its hide.
She takes stock of the situation first.
If he didnt, his wife would have a cow.
He said, Seriously, have I ever steered you wrong?
Theyre skins as thick as leather.
Milks it for all its worth.
She was more of a grazer.
Deja-moo
Its pasture bedtime.
Everything went in one ear and out the udder.
To make beautiful moo-sic.
