Avoiding girly food and drinks.
If eating a crepe threatens your manliness, your masculinity is too fragile!
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Updated 8 years ago,July 19, 2017
1. saxonprotestor
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Having to one-up their bros all the time.
Bro, you call those burgers?
Tall_Seattle_Feller
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Starting fights for no reason at all.
Starting random fights, or being overly macho as if to start a fight.
Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce
4. hyperanium
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Sorry dude; near-death experiences dont really turn me on.
mister_thomas_engine
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Boasting about how much they can drink.
Boasting about how much alcohol they can drink and how often.
When they are clearly injured, pretending that theyre not hurt at all and refusing medical attention.
apple_kicks
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Whistling or honking at us.
Its not attractive or complimentary.
Morrya
8. jealous_monk
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Refusing to ask for help.
Refusing to ask for help even when its clear they need help.
brain-farts
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Giving people the death grip handshake.
My ex would death grip handshake people.
He would admit that he was insecure about his height.
- Who cares if youre short, for Christs sake?
Way to prove youre insecure, (and a dick) Buddy.
Lizziblaize
11.
Not crying because youre male.
Youre a person, not a rock.
AtilaMann
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I despise it when guys are like Emotions are for women; men have only logic.
Like, fuck that noise with a cactus.
Mwuuh
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Getting overly angry on the road.
sona72quebec
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Trying to sleep with as many girls as possible.
Thats not manly, thats how you get an STD.
Trancespire
15.
Putting dumb sexy bumper stickers on their trucks.
My wife says: bumper sticker on your truck that says PANTY DROPPER.
(She apparently saw this the other day.)
antonholden
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Insulting their girlfriend in front of other guys.
Like, wouldnt you treat your girl like she was somebody you were PROUD to be with?
droopyears
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Walking in front of their girlfriend.
Also if I would speak up about something in public he would shoot me dagger eyes to quiet me.
hopie324
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Its very lame when you hear a dude bragging about being upper middle class.
Especially when theyre just the typical broke college student pretending for attention.
syddaboo
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Arguing over something they dont know about.
When they argue over something they dont know about… Hedsillon
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Thinking its cool to be emotionally distant.
Not doing the emotional labor in a relationship.
Any relationshipromantic, family, friends.
Its not cool to be emotionally distant and not show people that you care about them.
Like, no, you want to have someone in your life?
You care about them?
Treat them like it.
It wont make you less of a man to pat someone on the back when theyre feeling down.
nightlywanderer
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Trying to be alpha.
Witnessed a dude trying to be alpha get put down and it was cringeworthy.
TL;DR Navy Seal administers a dose of reality to a douchecanoe.
ArtyMechGunDoc
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Taking pride in being dumb.
Dated a guy who bragged about never reading.
He thought it (*reading) was nerdy.
No youre just being immature.
MoominSings
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Competing with other guys.
Being really competitive with/demeaning to other guys, even their male friends.
Its one things to have friend who all tease each other.
fraulien_buzz_kill
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Announcing that they think particular women are unattractive when its totally irrelevant.
Yes, I already know most women you date are more conventionally attractive than that woman across the street.
Experience_Jones
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Being dirty and smelly and moldy.
Not practicing basic hygiene.
It isnt manly, it is fucking nasty.
