Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
Golf puns that will make 18 holes fly by.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
What is a golfers favorite dance move?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
What do golf and sex have in common?
Theyre two things you could enjoy even if youre bad at both of them.
Why didnt the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldnt stop puttering around.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
What are a golfers favorite flowers?
What is a golfers worst nightmare?
What is a golfers favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
Golfer: The doctor says I cant play golf.
Caddie: Oh, hes played with you, too, eh?
Im not a bad putter…
I just cant catch a break.
Wife: Im sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Golfer: Id move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven.
Youve already moved most of the earth.
Golf is what you play…
When youre too out of shape to play softball.
The only problem with golf is…
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
