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Updated 8 years ago,August 25, 2017
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FrankDrebin72
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She wanted more global warming because it would bring the dinosaurs back.
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She wanted more global warming because it would bring the dinosaurs back.
Never convinced her of this one.
chuy1530
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She insisted that Kim Jong-un was the leader of North Carolina.
When she insisted that Kim Jong-un was the leader of North Carolina.
PenguinCarnage
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She thought giraffes laid eggs.
When she thought giraffes laid eggs.
From there, I would ask about every animalegg or no egg.
LITERALLY GOT EVERY ANIMAL WRONG.
KetchupTaco
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Re_Te
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She thought Condoleezza was a pop in of rice.
When I discovered that she thought Condoleezza was a key in of rice.
EmeliusBrown
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She thought everyone was saying Adult Hitler instead of Adolf.
GF thought everyone was saying Adult Hitler instead of Adolf.
She had never considered that we never do the same for any other historical figure.
Theres no Adult Stalin, adult Genghis Khan, or Adult Mussolini.
OmegaFriend
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If Romanians are from Romania, where are Romans from?
If Romanians are from Romania, where are Romans from?
allyhopebaker
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She couldnt believe that dogs had vaginas.
Ex-girlfriend, an otherwise smart lady, once asked me if dogs had vaginas.
I explained that most female mammals have vaginas, and she said I know, but dogs?
AFistedGazelle
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She thought turkeys were male chickens.
When she thought turkeys were male chickens.
thejor
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She thought Canada was a state in the USA.
My wife thought Canada was a state in the USA.
Benjamin-West
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She didnt know what clouds were.
My ex didnt know what clouds were.
At the time I thought it was cute and funny.
Now I just see it to be really fucking stupid.
Man, I hate that bitch.
Teddysleeper
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She once asked me if Anne Frank was the last Jew.
I could not believe it.
mike_86
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She believed people were able to breathe with their ears underwater, but you had to train very hard.
Oh boy, Im almost glad Im late to this thread because this one is very embarrassing.
Thats why theres people who can last very long underwater.
Swear she is a completely functioning human being.
NotFallingInTheTrap
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She thought eggs were vegetables.
Me: Wait… what?
Her: Actually…what are eggs anyway?
Theyre…vegetables right?
Yeah they are vegetables.
This woman has a Masters Degree.
the_quiet_coyote
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She cooked me a cup of noodles with no water.
Cooked me a cup of noodles with no water.
Brandonh770
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She accused me of making up the word hypocritical.
Paddy-o
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While driving her car, she said, I know I left my car here somewhere.
I see her driving up so I hop in.
Then I notice shes looking side to side, kind of confused.
So I ask whats the matter?
She was one of those people who really excels academically, but has 0 common sense or basic awareness.
I suspect shes a professor of some highly technical field now.
straytjacquet
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She asked me where this country Arab is located.
Yoyo_ElDar
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She asked if it smells like steaks when you set a cow on fire.
If you set a cow on fire does it smell like steaks?
Still gets me to this day.
5-0_blue
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She didnt know what a bison was.
I dated a girl in college who had no idea what a bison was.
I replied more like trampled by a herd of bison because of how much the solo ruled.
She was certain I was lying about there being millions of these fluffy extra-muscular cows roaming around America.
The light was on, but absolutely no one was home.
SmileyMcSax
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She thought seahorses were the size of horses.
She calls them Sea Liars now.
hollywoodactor
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She thought that limes were unripened lemons.
When she thought that limes were unripened lemons.
turtleneck360
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She thought being vegan meant you couldnt wear jeans.
She thought being vegan meant you couldnt wear jeans.
freshoutof
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She vehemently argued with me that your thyroid is definitely located in your thighs.
sensimaniak
