“I used to fantasize about sewing someone’s mouth shut with a dull needle and thick thread.”
These people fromAsk Redditheld themselves back and so can you.
I thought about murdering my mothers ex-husband
Im gunna be flat out and just say it.
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Specifically of one person.
My moms ex husband (I guess my ex step-dad?
A few months after that, my mom passes away from an accidental medication mixup.
Coincidentally, that was also the last time I was allowed to speak to my little brother.
My little brother was 9 the last time I saw him, and is turning 17 this year…. Mogetfog
2.
One day I was cleaning since they wouldnt, and I found a black widow.
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I ended up letting it go outside since I didnt want to risk my own life.
Elatheria
3.
I thought about blinding her with WD-40
I was at a store buying some WD-40.
I would have loved to spray her in the face with the WD-40 and probably blind the bitch.
The cashier was just being nice to her, I could never work as a cashier any more.
ooo-ooo-oooyea
4.
I thought about brutally torturing someone
Breaking a couple of bones.
Start with the toes or the fingers.
Then just walk away.
Come back an hour later with pain killers and food.
Maybe a splint for the fingers.
Have them strapped into a chair so they cant retaliate.
Put on something they like to watch.
TV, Netflix, play video games, whatever.
Then randomly pick up say a ball peen hammer then start destroying their feet and/or hands.
Then just walk away.
Come back later with some more pain killers, some water.
Let them shower and use the facilities.
Give them fresh clothes.
Let them go to bed.
Middle of the night, they get woken up with a baseball bat to the leg or arms.
Not just one hit.
Enough to break bones in three or four places.
Repeat daily until their body is nothing but bone fragments.
Drop them off at a hospital and remind them: I know how to find you.
I know what you did.
If you even DREAM about it you better pray I dont find out.
Dont do it again.
Leave them with the fear that Ill come back.
showyerbewbs
6.
Mind you, he was 20 yrs and 64, so it was completely ridiculous.
I wanted to break him for every time our father molested me and left him alone.
I kicked him out of my house instead.
saintofhate
7.
I thought about murdering my own grandmother
Killing my grandmother.
But I can barely punch someone with out feeling bad.
I just really cant wait until she dies.
Id give anything to her mother to come back to life though.
fxkmehxrder
8.
Its over in an instant and the thoughts in the murderers head arent really pure malice.
My buddy is in one of the worst marriages imaginable.
I wont go into details, but he would be better off without her.
MotherFuckin-Oedipus
9.
I thought about ending her life
I used to work as an internet/cable installer.
The thought randomly occurred to me from somewhere within the darkest realms of my mind.
It was really disturbing to me that my imagination went on that morbidly bizarre tangent.
RoKe3028
10.
I might kill that man still if I saw him again.
I hope to one day find out where hes buried so I can piss on his grave.
NocteStridio
11.
They wake up in a dark room with a flashlight.
When they turn it on, they find every one of their family members hung and disemboweled.
There is no escape from the location.
There would be lots of water, but no food.
A knife and jerky making materials would be available.
Their options would be to survive off of their familys flesh or die.
After a year, the barge would explode, killing everything onboard.
Bonus points: the subject would go insane from the solitude.
Look up the effects of solitary confinement.
JacUprising
12.
Otherwise I feel like I would have done it.
HermesCat
13.
That way, they literally couldnt see someones skin color ever again.
PAKMan1988
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ShotgunSellingSloth
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I thought about killing an entire family
Killing a whole family.
By any means possible.
The mother, the father, the two sons, the daughter and her husband.
We told the neighbors what really happened.
and he removed it…We left the next day.
Then they climbed on our roof and used a battery powered grinder to steal the TV aerial.
I ended up with depression and PTSD.
The father died slowly of cancer after we left.
I had to console myself with taking a large sloppy dump on his headstone at night.
TK4471
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I thought about breaking my brothers leg
18.
Then if it would kill them and how doctors would suture it up.
birddeh
19.
Rinse and repeat as needed.
KingNoodleWalrus
20.
I thought about murdering many people
Ive killed at least 50 people in my head.
Dason37
21.
With a clever song playing that I havent figured out yet.
Mr_Aawesomee
22.
I thought about burning down the place
Burn down my workplace with everyone inside.
tackslabor
23.
I thought about ruining their car
Every day when someone cuts me off I contemplate not hitting the breaks.
DaughterEarth
24.
Cant count how many times I fantasized about firebombing his house.
Thank god he moved.
MedusaStone
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