“I love her but she’s going to die alone.”
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Updated 8 years ago,June 14, 2017
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Neither of these mistakes is exclusive to any one gender.
Vil Son
Whine loudly, publicly, and constantly about being single.
He comes across as so desperate, and propositions pretty much every female he meets.
Just in general creatingpointless, unnecessary drama.
Or oh shit they cant decide between a current partner or last flavor-of-the-month partner.
Or oh shit they suddenly think theyre not ready for a relationship.
Or (oh shit) x_4, (oh shit) x_5…(oh shit) x_n.
Vil Son
Post I want to fuck a cutie so bad at least once a day on their Twitter.
M., this ones about you.
They try very hard at the non-relationship and want to be very invested in it right from the start.
Meanwhile, the date comes nowhere close to reciprocating these feelings.
This causes the chronically single to appear needy, desperate, and high maintenance.
And the date promptly proceeds to ghost them.
I went into first dates with basically one goal.
Determine if I ever wanted to see her ever again.
I wasnt worried about happily ever after.
I was simply worried about whether there would be a second date or not.
Have completely rigid and uncompromisable expectations about relationships and what they want in a partner.
Be very proud of their unwillingness to change for anyone or anything.
Those that dont understand that when the lust wears off thats when the real relationship begins.
And soul mates are created, not found.
I had a friend of a friend who would come to the bar with us.
That was his legit way of picking up women because he had a great tongue.
They always complain that they cant find interesting guys who will make their lives adventurous.
But more often than not, she didnt come close, herself, to what she wanted.
Sherefusedto change her list.
Im no longer friends with her.
Misandry/Misogny
All men are assholes.
Why cant I find a rich guy so I wont have to work anymore?
All women are bitches.
He and I are no longer friends.
He is also still single.
Friend quits answering texts/calls/FB messages from guy and becomes a total ghost until the guy gives up.)
Wahhhhh
Rinse and repeat.
When they venture to play hard to get like they are in a Nicolas Sparks book.
When one person gives the other the silent treatment hours, days or weeks of not speaking.
My girlfriend has a friend that is funny and good to be around.
She has just had a failure to launch and it is no ones fault but her own.
Time and time again she stacks the cards against herself.
I dont think she understands consequences.
Her parents always bail her out and she is almost 30.
Her parents are definitely not made of money either, so I feel bad for them.
Shes at bars until close every weekend.
She is always broke.
Doesnt have a plan.
And is gaining weight and losing charm and never stops complaining about being single.
She eventually rehomed them and they would not leave the bathroom of their new home.
They later died of parvo because she didnt get their shots because they were too expensive.
But boy did the $600 Lucchese boots she bought that month look good.
I know a few girls who cannot see past one crush at a time.
They basically come to a decision about the guy they currently like and then will consider no other options.
My friend is going to stay single forever.
I love her to death but god damn Id never date her.
There are so many random stories about her.
She dates three or four guys at a time, calling the three shes less serious about backup boyfriends.
Then gets super pissed if they have other girls in their lives.
I know I do it but I dont want them to do it.
(must be a doctor too).
I love her but shes going to die alone.
Women who refuse to make the first move on a guy.
