If the Coronavirus doesnt take you out, can I?
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The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but Im still open for business.
Youre the only snacc I wanna stock up on!
So, Skype or Google Hangouts for the first date?
Knock knockWhos there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you going to ask me to self-isolate with you?
Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?
I heard were supposed to order in to support local businesses.
Your place or mine?
Ive got plenty of food and TP want to bunker down with me?
How are you feeling?
I make a great nurse
Want to watch Contagion together?
I heard its a good way to exercise our fears.
Netflix and chill (over Facetime)?
I bet youd look beautiful even with a face mask on.
You look like youd make a sexy nurse.
cough cough I think Ive got the black lung pop.
If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.
The whole world might be getting sick but Ill never get sick of looking at you.
My admiration of you could never be quarantined.
Im here and you dont have to leave your house.
Whats your third wish?
The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
Cant spell quarantine without U R A QT.
Wow, youre so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!
Are you Joe Goldberg?
Because Id like to go in the box now.
Do the coronavirus give you a temperature?
Im not sure if Im blinded by your beauty or if thats another side effect of Covid-19.
Need a hand sanitizer massage?
I think youre the cure Ive been searching for.
You look like the key in of medicine I need.
The only thing Im infected by is attraction to you.
Do you know CPR?
Because you take my breath away!
