The word lit doesn’t roll of your tongue like it does a 21 year old’s.
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Updated 7 years ago,February 18, 2018
1.you might only go out one night per weekend.
Its either Friday night or Saturday night, never both.
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If you do go out more than one night per weekend you need basically the entire week to recover.
You start to wash your face before bed instead of sleeping with all of your makeup on.
You start to use anti-aging beauty products and you ALWAYS moisturize.
You start to pick up hobbies instead of just like drinking on weekends.
You feel like you have to start eating healthier because of that dreaded thing you hear about called metabolism.
You begin to make decisions that actually favor your health.
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Like not going out and drinking til 4 am when you just got over the flu.
Its soothing, you tell your mom when she sees your purchases in her Amazon cart.
Your facebook newsfeed slowly transitions from girls in short dresses to girls in wedding dresses.
All the magnets on your fridge are currently being used for Save TheDatecards.
- it’s possible for you to no longer use I just graduated as an excuse for being unemployed.
You have to think about how many years ago you graduated, because its greater than 3.
The wordlitdoesnt roll of your tongue like it does a 21 year olds.
You feel like you age yourself 10 years when you say things like the slang kids are using nowadays.
You care less about looking good and more about comfort.
Flats dont make your ass look as good as heels but you DO NOT CARE.
You say things like I cant ______ the way I used to.
You look at old photos and say things like those were the days.
You reserve a night to yourself each weekend for doing absolutely nothing.
Youve already seen basically everything on Netflix.
You realize how expensive things that clean your living space are.
That vacuum costs almost as much as your months rent.
You think of everything in terms of how youll pay your rent.
And then you slowly put that faux fur coat you really dont need back on the rack.
You enjoy going furniture shopping.
Every living space needs a good accent chair.
You start saving for retirement.
Especially if your job has plans that will literally do it for you.
