What’s the opposite of coffee?
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
Coffee puns filled with a caffeine kick!
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Daniella Urdinlaiz
I dont have a problem with coffee.
I have a problem without it!
I asked for coffee.
Because it was mugged.
Ive been thinking about you a latte.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Coffee Puns
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard.
You channel surf faster without the remote.
How he likes his womenall ground up.
Because according to the Torah, He Brews!
One person think its grounds for divorce.
Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
The Bible clearly says He-brews
Java the Hut!
Give them some coffee.
Theyre only good if theyre rich!
It goes down way easier.
The psychiatrist said, Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?
That coffees not the only thing thats hot and wet this morning.
Hed heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
Two dollars, replies the barista, and refills are free.
Then Ill have a refill, answers the customer.
No, I say.
I just bring him some coffee.
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
