Because you want a servant, not a lover.
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Updated 8 years ago,June 7, 2017
1.
Because you smell of desperation.
Illustration by Daniella Urdinlaiz
He comes across as so desperate, and propositions pretty much every female he meets.
Emily_Starke
2.
Because youre a selfish pain in the ass.
Illustration by Daniella Urdinlaiz
Matrozi
3.
Because you treat the opposite sex like an alien species.
Neither of these mistakes is exclusive to any one gender.
Apayan
4.
Because you create too much drama.
Or oh shit they cant decide between current partner or last flavor-of-the-month partner.
Or oh shit they suddenly think theyre not ready for a relationship.
Or …(oh shit)_x3…_x4…_n.
sexualramen
5.
Because you dont understand the real relationship begins after the initial lust wears off.
Those that dont understand that when the lust wears off thats when the real relationship begins.
And soul mates are created, not found.
RanarbyBudge
6.
Because you just want to be spoiled.
I just want a guy that will buy me food and presents.
Bitch this was high school, there arent any sugar daddies here.
Tmanning47
7.
Because youre unwilling to compromise.
Have completely rigid and uncompromisable expectations about relationships and what they want in a partner.
cmc
8.
Because you have issues with the opposite sex.
Misandry/Misogyny…
All men are assholes.
Why cant I find a rich guy so I wont have to work anymore?
All women are bitches.
Computermaster
9.
Because you dont try.
Hell, thats my issue.
Putting no effort into pursuing or maintaining a relationship.
CliffRacer17
10.
Because you dont make the first move.
Women who refuse to make the first move on a guy.
illini02
11.
Because you act like a victim.
I cant stand people with victim complexes!
I knew a guy who every time he talked to me hed basically do it seeking attention and pity.
His dog died, he got bullied, hes never had a girlfriend, hes so lonely, etc.
Eventually he started asking to have sex with me.
So I relented at first, but backed off last minute because I was really uncomfortable with the situation.
But then he went back to just complaining about life.
I stopped paying attention to his complaining and he deleted me again shortly after.
spankystyle
12.
Because you play hard to get.
When they attempt to play hard to get like they are in a Nicholas Sparks book.
nails_for_breakfast
13.
Because youre always broke and dont have a plan.
My girlfriend has a friend that is funny and good to be around.
She has just had a failure to launch and it is no ones fault but her own.
Time and time again she stacks the cards against herself.
I dont think she understands consequences.
Her parents always bail her out and she is almost 30.
Her parents are definitely not made of money either, so I feel bad for them.
Shes at bars till close every weekend.
She is always broke.
Doesnt have a plan.
And is gaining weight and losing charm and never stops complaining about being single.
She eventually rehomed them and they would not leave the bathroom of their new home.
They later died of parvo because she didnt get their shots because they were too expensive.
But boy did the $600 Lacasse boots she bought that month look good.
thekylem
14.
Because you want a servant, not a lover.
I_Fet_Fet_Yaps
15.
Because you still act like a teenager.
If he acts like a teenager when he is past 30.
If I wanted a child, I will see to it to have the fun part first.
Sham_sia
16.
Because you come off as needy, not nice.
Desperation really isnt attractive to females.
(Coming from a male who has experience with this.)
You fucking reek of it and it scares them away.
This is where the whole nice guy mentality comes from.
Girls like assholes because they know what they want.
Difficult to explain and even more difficult to pull off.
deathpool22
17.
Because youre proud to be an asshole.
Chicks who wear their bitchiness like a badge of honor.
If you cant handle me at my worst, you dont deserve me at my best.
Ill tell you to your face, I keep it real.
Or, maybe quit being a cunt.
cubs070816
18.
Because you dont know how to carry a conversation.
They dont know how to carry a conversation.
They respond with one word answers, or give you nothing to work with.
Theres a lot of social retards walking around these days.
Mocosa
19.
Because youre unfriendly and arrogant.
I know a few girls like this, and it really is not pleasant to be in their company.
Yea, they are single.
potatoslasherx
20.
Because its your way or the highway.
People who want the relationship to be on their terms, at all times.
His reasoning is that a good relationship shouldnt feel like work.
Thats true, but not in a sense that it shouldneverrequire work to maintain.
Not once has he listened to anyone point out that he seldom, if ever, respects theirs.
C1ank
21.
Because you think youre owed something due to your genitalia.
For guys: self-pity in that they say things like nice guys finish last!
or always comment on how theyre stuck in the friend zone with every female theyve ever been interested in.
peachyfuzzle
22.
Because your standards are way too high.
Then he mopes and mopes and mopes some more, usually all over Facebook, about being alone.
There is such a thing as having too high of standards.
Fullsama
23.
Because you make a run at change people.
Billionairez
24.
Because all your exes are crazy.
All your exes are crazy.
Theres a common denominator there, and its not your exes.
Being hammered drunk by yourself at a pub before 5 pm when youre middle aged.
Then when a girl does think youre pretty hot and responds to your initial overture, fucking it up.
Hard pass at that point.
Turning your mistakes back on the other person (how is it my fault you bailed on dinner?)
Youre over 30 and childless, why are you speaking like a toddler.
Talk about the girth and length of your penis before we even exchange pleasantries.
My profile on POF was active for less than a month before I set it to hidden.
KickANoodle
25.
Because you complain too much.
Theres a special subset of women who start conversations with a bunch of unsolicited complaints.
Daimoth
26.
Because you treat others like objects.
Men who think women are their personal sex objects.
Or women who think men are their personal punching bags.
retardcharizard
27.
Because you take and never give.
If you dont want to invest in someone else, but you want someone else to invest in you.
They wanted a girlfriend who likes them, but they werent interested in reciprocating.
I feel bad, but I usually just ghost these types of people.
I dont have the spare emotional labor to carry 100% of the conversation.
minnieturtle
28.
Because you live in a very narrow comfort zone.
Refuse to try anything outside of a very narrow comfort zone.
blinkingsandbeepings
29.
Because youre insufferably self-righteous.
