Admit it: Jennifer Coolidge would have taken ‘Titanic’ to the next level.
Thats the affect Hollywood royalty Jennifer Coolidge has on her rabid fans.
(Am I laying it on a little thick?
Jennifer Coolidge in Titanic
Sure, but were talking about our hopes and dreams right now.
Theres never such a thing as too much.)
Shed use her feminine wilesprobably at the fancy first class dinner tableto seduce him.
Of course shed also be seducing the captain as well, since hes more her speed.
Would she gone down with the ship for him, though?
Jennifer gets a cozy spot on the first lifeboat.
Bernard Brown in ‘Titanic’
Now imagine Jennifer Coolidge there, too.
Shed be a good match for him.
The Matrix (1999)
Imagine Jennifer Coolidge on Neos crew.
Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park
Shed totally rock a leather trench coat and sunglasses.
Plus, that crew of ultra-serious cyber nerds could use a little levity.
I know I wouldnt.
Keanu Reeves in The Matrix
